The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Sightseek]

R2 - Mineral Water...but don't drink THE water.

[OldDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoonxL7EK0



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I have a to die for story to tell.

No embellishment either;to tell the truth,I almost embellish on,like.....nothing
anymore.


So here we go.(Did I say this is Clyde? It is, just don't tell Muffy.)


I know this girl.This is what she told me.She has had hair paranoia for a long
time.The latest thing is----she felt her hair doing "prickly growth" on her head
and " I couldn't stand the "prickly" feeling of my hair growing where I didn't
want it to be during the day."

THEN....she said the cure had been to snorkel in the privacy of her own home at
night and then to take herself to the "no waiting" dry cleaners in the morning.

I sat her down and said,"Albania(that's her name)....I want you to listen to me
very carefully.I think you're looking at too many pp's( she's a horsey
playah....don't ya know).I think it is causing you to have deeper paranoia about
your hair and the resultant nutty solutions to your imagined hair rebellion.I
really recommend consulting with a LOT of psychologists.....and maybe a priest
or two."

I'll let you all know how she does.

Then again, knowing her....I won't.



My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by OldDog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoonxL7EK0



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I have a to die for story to tell.

No embellishment either;to tell the truth,I almost embellish on,like.....nothing
anymore.


So here we go.(Did I say this is Clyde? It is, just don't tell Muffy.)


I know this girl.This is what she told me.She has had hair paranoia for a long
time.The latest thing is----she felt her hair doing "prickly growth" on her head
and " I couldn't stand the "prickly" feeling of my hair growing where I didn't
want it to be during the day."

THEN....she said the cure had been to snorkel in the privacy of her own home at
night and then to take herself to the "no waiting" dry cleaners in the morning.

I sat her down and said,"Albania(that's her name)....I want you to listen to me
very carefully.I think you're looking at too many pp's( she's a horsey
playah....don't ya know).I think it is causing you to have deeper paranoia about
your hair and the resultant nutty solutions to your imagined hair rebellion.I
really recommend consulting with a LOT of psychologists.....and maybe a priest
or two."

I'll let you all know how she does.

Then again, knowing her....I won't.



My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

Don't drink the water !

[Rileyoriley]

My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.[/quote]




THE KING OF CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

THE KING OF CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

That was OLDDoogie..I lost fair and square .

Someone caught the Midnight Rider

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

THE KING OF CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was OLDDoogie..I lost fair and square .

Someone caught the Midnight Rider[/quote]



Mine woke up past the finish line.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

That was OLDDoogie..I lost fair and square .

Someone caught the Midnight Rider

Mine woke up past the finish line.



Unbelievable

[bigrun]

Since I, Clyde of Romulus.....won't be here tomorrow;#7 in the 7th at the Sara's :

More Than Less




I'll have the canned meat,please.


http://www.equibase.com/static/entry...14USA-EQB.html


Clydie's pick reminds me of one of mine years ago...at Holly park, the date was 7/7/1977..the 7th race, i bet 7 bucks on the 7 horse to win..he finished 7th