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Old 08-04-2014, 03:48 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoonxL7EK0



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I have a to die for story to tell.

No embellishment either;to tell the truth,I almost embellish on,like.....nothing
anymore.


So here we go.(Did I say this is Clyde? It is, just don't tell Muffy.)


I know this girl.This is what she told me.She has had hair paranoia for a long
time.The latest thing is----she felt her hair doing "prickly growth" on her head
and " I couldn't stand the "prickly" feeling of my hair growing where I didn't
want it to be during the day."

THEN....she said the cure had been to snorkel in the privacy of her own home at
night and then to take herself to the "no waiting" dry cleaners in the morning.

I sat her down and said,"Albania(that's her name)....I want you to listen to me
very carefully.I think you're looking at too many pp's( she's a horsey
playah....don't ya know).I think it is causing you to have deeper paranoia about
your hair and the resultant nutty solutions to your imagined hair rebellion.I
really recommend consulting with a LOT of psychologists.....and maybe a priest
or two."

I'll let you all know how she does.

Then again, knowing her....I won't.



My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.
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