The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

From our Fearless Leader:

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Sporty Fans of all types....I wish to fireside yak with you. You know, informally and with me dressed in black athletic pants and a white wife beater type undershirt so as to show off my fine muscularity.....but it's muscularity with grace;not something that jumps out at you as if it were a bowling pin to your head;but poetry to your libido.The weapon "squirt gun" takes on an entirely different meaning at this point,I know. Now, I normally would say,"But not enough about me....".This time it's different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43orMHajQgQ Oh my God. That was truly awful. Someone needs a tuning spoon.....I mean fork. But that's me.....people love me;and hate that they do.Does this not compute to;no one likes me? I think so.It's just a nicer way of mouthing the insult.Did you know WildCat Red is now WildcatPurple? It's true! The Debonatah dyed her admirable little muff to match one of her favorite bands,DeepPurple.Oh boy......this is going south VERY fast! OK, I have a complaint to make in this dreadful contest.I have entered under 17 different names yet only one is being recognized.So cheating is allowed,aye? Since I find that an interrogatory abuse....I am going to one of the other names and now pick in The Thistleydown's first race on Wednesday-----#1,RedAbyss.I do this in loving memory. This too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTcu7MCtuTs I better get off that now. Oh my God. Someone kill me. Here's a clip showing what that evil witch BrownSugah does....the demonic darkness of her lies and ways.Watch what she does to Cardvark;then watch what I do to both of them for doing heinous work in Franklin CAH....SOL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHIvheDwg3M Speaking of Franklin CAH....SOL,remember how it goes? It's midnight at the CAH.... SOL save your dreams for now do you know a big fat moo cow? boo hoo,breakout your mookies glass! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJKCSOX_AY Do you 'emmer this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPlFo_zaNQ Fucl<age. SweetRayOfSunshine scratched.I should have done a check n' change.Don't know how they handle this at contest hq.Large phooey.They better not fucl< with ClarkeKent. Right now,MerHigh calls. MerHigh is given in generous vats served up at the Venice Café. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89LgTue02l8 I forgot how bad that place really can be. I'm not going. I think I'll tell of yet another score I messed up. The Stinker Box in neighboring Ravenna.It's a fine head shop having all the fragrances a true predator needs to make cover for his barbaric smell.I walk in and stop at the turquoise and coral rings.There's a space between counters where the clerks can step in and out from behind them.This girl appears as she comes throught that space from behind the counters.I asked if she worked here.She said no....just looking at their navel decorations. Now, she was pretty neat.The kind who appeals to me.To most of you.....probably not. She was kind of little;about 5-2 or 5-3 weighing about ,oh....say 120 pounds.....no more than that.Wearing shorts and a loose top.VERY nice legs and dupa.I liked her face.It was plain and pretty with kinda/sorta dirty blonde hair tied back.I would have guessed her at around 36 years old(just about right in my gunsights). Anyhoo,I told her she could get jail time for suspected shop boosting.She kind of rolled her eyes at me. On I go deeper into the store where my supplies are kept. I get what I need and go in line where just one guy is ahead of me....then the girl comes. Kind of planting herself in my proximity. I gave her a Bateman smile and the first guy left.I then told her to go ahead because, after all.....she was in the store first.I'm smart like that.She hands the clerk a box with her navel decoration.That was my signal for the killing blow.I says to her....I says,''My! That's a beauiful medallion." (It was still in the closed box;I'm not always smart)She smiled and said thanks and I then posed to her,"I'll bet it looks great on you." Now, I wasn't ready for this....."Well, I don't have it on yet,but I'll put it on here and you can see it." HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! I do not perform well under pressure. I started frumping from the mouth...."You mean you will pppppuuuu....put it on right here??" "Uh-huh." And then after paying for it she proceeded to do just that! She lifted up her loose top and plugged it right into her belly button! So what do I say? "Wow. You really look pretty down there." Oh boy. She said nothing ....just stood there a second.Then I put my hand on her shoulder and say,"Say,are you married?" "No." "Uhm, how old are you?" "42........I have to go." I probably stood there for a second looking like I had been injected with a lethal dose of Novocain. I thought back and reasoned out that I completely blew it.I really think she admired my way and was giving every hint for me to do something.....but subtlety and not the way I did in front of a store full of people.I think she got embarrassed and skedaddled.Of course,my crying out."NO! WAIT! Come back!"That could not have helped other than making the patrons and the clerk lol. I gave the clerk my number and said that if she comes back, to call me and hold her there until I arrive. She was that good,too. I'm such a door knob. No adult supervision.....that's the problem. I wonder if Justin can spend the school off season with me.He's always been able to keep me in check.And MuffyPoo.....I just cancelled your ClydeForm subscription-----you Jezy. What else? What can we do now? I can say that FriendsWith KMill is my fine choice at Feld Spar tomorrow....the 3 horsey. Maybe the chat should stop here.Don't know when this will appear as sometimes my friends aren't available.It does when it does.S5P avoids me like the plague.If he had any decency and honesty in his cold heart,he would give me life again. Oh gosh! That reminds me of something I found so amusing.Roberto Duran, before one of his fights with Leonard....the docs said they think he may have a heart malfunction ,to which his manager said,"What!? Duran doesn't HAVE a heart!" That gave me a guffaw. OK...let's be done with this mess. This is for Debbie, who---- if she ever scores.....she will be late for that,too. O=:> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLZWJes08Z4 And maybe one more.This one certainly tells of my tale of woe....doggone it.This....this more than any other( while under the influence of the inhalation of 3 day old cedar embers , with a steady MerHigh catheter drip....and the burning of Patchouli incense....and the viewing of LittleRascal films) makes me hallucinate sight and sound ....and sometimes feel. Picture Snowy Woods.....in the night,when it's dark----with large flakes of snow falling as a full moon lights this scene up in its beams. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCCHb6PSPS0

Well I don't think that was a big enough block of text. I am about to run into the kitchen and grab a couple of forks so I can jab them in my eyes. NO disrespect and certainly no nice white space to break this up haha but I couldn't watch every single link you posted - too many - and why should I when you never respond to the donkey thing but I did enjoy the little bit I saw of your link showing myself and Cardus-ie and what was that... you grabbing me so as to save him? Is that what it was about? Awww isn't that so sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXr238ry0qM You know now that I think about it they kinda sound like Hans Reichel and his daxophone, no?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPH-K44ld8 There so how do you like tryin to read this crap?

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Well I don't think that was a big enough block of text. I am about to run into the kitchen and grab a couple of forks so I can jab them in my eyes. NO disrespect and certainly no nice white space to break this up haha but I couldn't watch every single link you posted - too many - and why should I when you never respond to the donkey thing but I did enjoy the little bit I saw of your link showing myself and Cardus-ie and what was that... you grabbing me so as to save him? Is that what it was about? Awww isn't that so sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXr238ry0qM You know now that I think about it they kinda sound like Hans Reichel and his daxophone, no?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnPH-K44ld8 There so how do you like tryin to read this crap?

He must have drunk the toxic water.....

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by geeker2

He must have drunk the toxic water.....

Well it's his birthday though... I told him to go have some special birthday water.

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Oh lest I forget for tomorrow... I should like very much to choose Notacatbutallama who was originally named Theywillshootusifwedoanotherkittycatnamewontthey and who will be wearing the blah number 2 saddle cloth in the Let's-Go_Round-the-Track-for-the 4th-time race.

Good boy. Hopefully I don't get deducted for this.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Nice pick

Thanks but honestly only picked it because of the name.

[Rileyoriley]

8/3 Totals:

Sighty-$17,976.50
Me-$13,391.30
MMSC-$8274.90
Herky-$6327.70
Arletta-$2836.70
Old Dog-$948.60
Clyde-$25
Geeker-$25

[Rileyoriley]

8/4
Race 6
#7 Saythreehailmary's (confessional memories)

[my miss storm cat]

For Monday...

R3, #6, Forever Utopia

[Arletta]

Race 8 ~ #2 Unbelievable Dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtV_VP-gvjA

[herkhorse]

race 5 Metaurus

[geeker2]

Monday

Race 7 # 4 Midnight Rider


But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Monday

Race 7 # 4 Midnight Rider


But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.

Missed that one.. Dang it!

Great song and best of luck with your very fine selection.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Arletta

Missed that one.. Dang it!

Great song and best of luck with your very fine selection.

It didn't make it as as Kasept pick

but thank you - your pick is very impressive

[OldDog]

Race 3: #6 Forever Utopia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6uSwhdfbBY

[Arletta]

Originally Posted by OldDog

Race 3: #6 Forever Utopia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6uSwhdfbBY

[Sightseek]

R2 - Mineral Water...but don't drink THE water.

[OldDog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoonxL7EK0



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I have a to die for story to tell.

No embellishment either;to tell the truth,I almost embellish on,like.....nothing
anymore.


So here we go.(Did I say this is Clyde? It is, just don't tell Muffy.)


I know this girl.This is what she told me.She has had hair paranoia for a long
time.The latest thing is----she felt her hair doing "prickly growth" on her head
and " I couldn't stand the "prickly" feeling of my hair growing where I didn't
want it to be during the day."

THEN....she said the cure had been to snorkel in the privacy of her own home at
night and then to take herself to the "no waiting" dry cleaners in the morning.

I sat her down and said,"Albania(that's her name)....I want you to listen to me
very carefully.I think you're looking at too many pp's( she's a horsey
playah....don't ya know).I think it is causing you to have deeper paranoia about
your hair and the resultant nutty solutions to your imagined hair rebellion.I
really recommend consulting with a LOT of psychologists.....and maybe a priest
or two."

I'll let you all know how she does.

Then again, knowing her....I won't.



My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by OldDog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOoonxL7EK0



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I have a to die for story to tell.

No embellishment either;to tell the truth,I almost embellish on,like.....nothing
anymore.


So here we go.(Did I say this is Clyde? It is, just don't tell Muffy.)


I know this girl.This is what she told me.She has had hair paranoia for a long
time.The latest thing is----she felt her hair doing "prickly growth" on her head
and " I couldn't stand the "prickly" feeling of my hair growing where I didn't
want it to be during the day."

THEN....she said the cure had been to snorkel in the privacy of her own home at
night and then to take herself to the "no waiting" dry cleaners in the morning.

I sat her down and said,"Albania(that's her name)....I want you to listen to me
very carefully.I think you're looking at too many pp's( she's a horsey
playah....don't ya know).I think it is causing you to have deeper paranoia about
your hair and the resultant nutty solutions to your imagined hair rebellion.I
really recommend consulting with a LOT of psychologists.....and maybe a priest
or two."

I'll let you all know how she does.

Then again, knowing her....I won't.



My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

Don't drink the water !

[Rileyoriley]

Sighty-$17,978.50
Me-$13,393.30
Clyde-$8394.50
MMSC-$8276.90
Herky-$6329.70
Arletta-$2838.70
Old Dog-$950.60
Geeker-$27[/quote]

Totals as of 8/4

[Rileyoriley]

My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.[/quote]




THE KING OF CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

My play for today is the winner of the last race at Sara's.

THE KING OF CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

That was OLDDoogie..I lost fair and square .

Someone caught the Midnight Rider