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He is stationed at the smoochies booth.
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Aaah very good.
Important press release fr om the CEO (and only a day late): * * * PooSightyKins----Ned Belmont ( great guy) is very impressed by your Maggie work and your steadfastness in getting up to the minute reportage from my raccoons....whoa!!....I mean crack undercover reporting team. There's probably a promotion onto his personal staff for you,know what ahm thayin'? BeefHerky:You got 4 free months of Clydeform.You must pay for advanced handicapping tools.All the best handicappers have them.Just ask Tom Waites how well they work. BrownSugah----You're doing fine work; keepin' real and givin' 'em steel.I give you Kiss-Kiss. Arlettuce; You're a Chromester.Shame on you. Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!! AbbeyGail....Oh. She's in jail again.Never mind. For those tone deaf, and you are legion....does Belmonts race track speak anything of California Aluminum? No. What about Commanding Curve? I think the track's sweeping curves might be a hint.You see? The ZC is staring at you. I have an additional cipher, but Mom would be upset if I mention it again. Put it this way; Neither the Alcoa's nor Reynolds' are jumping on youknowwho's band wagon. |
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For $10 dollah one can even "ride" Chrome... well, sorta kinda.
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From Breadquarters: You give CaliforniaAluminum 10 dollah....he love you long time. But you bet that 10 dollah on him to win.....he stiff you,long time. Uh, I see you are now on TogaList as the best bet to beat CA-----and off the real CC,CommandingCurve.This is your obstinate side showing.You do not like CLYDEFORM!! and will disconnect from any sign saying you use CLYDEFORM!! Linda,don't be a fool. Go, Chrome! (That was from me and not Clyde). |
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My Clydeform won't print.
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Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!
Sorry. I was detained. ![]() Racing hello fans!! GODAMMITY!! Wait a minute. Hello racing fans!! This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking. ****AGE! Wait a minute. This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking. Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!! Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people! I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film. Oh boy. CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing. ooooo-KAY!! Heah we go: But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!! Double BLECH!! Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life?? Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what? Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick! Cry me a rivah already. (Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film. WHEW!) ANYWAYS!!!!........ 1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY Blow me. MEGA BARF!! HUGE crink-EL!!.... trash can 2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!! KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!! 3.... COMISSIONER I have to do this gently. crinkley-poo.... trash canny-kins 4. ....MATUSZAK Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me. crinkle.... trash can 5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last. crinkle.... trash can 6. THE RAT A Toastie. ....no.... crinkle.... trash can 7. TOGALIST After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST crinkle.... trash can 8. WICKED WRONG http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!! THUD!! 9. PEBBLE COUNT keepah 10. MATTERHORN keepah keepah! 11. GENERAL A ROD Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him. CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!! ror!! Kidding. CLYDEFORM!! says: COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win. e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT
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![]() Ummm okaaay what am I missing here and why does he get the special, nicey-nice treatment when ROC is the one who should be getting it??? |