The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

Mom....I miss you're commanding curves.Get back to work here as soon as possible.You must outline the contest rules not to follow very soon now.And wear those yoga pants.Those on you are like sssssssssssso hot!!!!







Sorry. I was detained.


Racing hello fans!!










GODAMMITY!!













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Hello racing fans!!

This is Clyde Collinwood Speaking.









****AGE!













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This is Clyde Collinwood....speaking.


Today I present CLYDEFORM!! analysis for the more than Elevendy-ith and something Running of The Ned &Hydra Belmonty Stakes!!.....FREE!!!!


Ned and Hydra are ****in' wonderful people!


I begin by playing a Deb-O-Deb noodle film.












Oh boy.





CLYDEFORM!! needs a little private time before continuing.























ooooo-KAY!!



Heah we go:









But first I would like to say the SaliChromeToxin floating out there and having planted itself in so many people's immune system ,rendering them defenseless against Aluminate' attacks,is sickening!!

Double BLECH!!

Then,right here----on these pages,I have to read about a certain unnamed TrackSkunk person almost in uncontrollable tears thinking they might die without ever seeing a TripleCrown horsey.That is the most important thing in your miserable life??

Is that person and myriad others like her....NUTS!!?-----or what?

Constant NiagraFalls type tear evoking stories about CaliforniaAluminums dirt poor, hard life, poor me connections and their "wonderful" demeanor throughout this series make me sick!




Cry me a rivah already.






(Gosh that was a really,really great noodle film.

WHEW!)





ANYWAYS!!!!........













1.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM SECRETARIAT CITATION SUPER HORSEY



Blow me.


MEGA BARF!!



HUGE crink-EL!!....


trash can









2.... DEBBIES HOT STUFF....uh-oh....I mean, COMMANDING CURVE



Get that KEEPAH Machine revved up!!


KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH
KEEPHAKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!








3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins






4. ....MATUSZAK


Anyone bearing any relative inkling to the Oakland Raiders is enough for me.



crinkle....


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5. RIDE ON CURLIN plus photo of him and SIGHTYPOOKINS-----only 50 CENTS


If Kid Fizzle stayed as an inny,ROC might not finish last.


crinkle....


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6. THE RAT


A Toastie.


....no....



crinkle....


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7. TOGALIST


After this race,he'll not be invited to Sara's Toga-----and he might not even make the YIPPYLIST



crinkle....


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8. WICKED WRONG



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c






nnnnnyyyyyyooooooooooow!!



THUD!!






9. PEBBLE COUNT


keepah











10. MATTERHORN


keepah keepah!








11. GENERAL A ROD


Just can't go with this guy here.A very nice horsey though.....I can't keep him, but I won't crinkle him.
















CLYDEFORM!! says.....stand on your toes and say doo dah!!



ror!!



Kidding.




CLYDEFORM!! says:



COMMANDING DEBBIE----AAAAAHHHH!!!!.....I mean COMMANDING CURVE (the real CC) to win.

e-box with of MATTERHORN and PEBBLE COUNT

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

3.... COMISSIONER


I have to do this gently.



crinkley-poo....


trash canny-kins

Ummm okaaay what am I missing here and why does he get the special, nicey-nice treatment when ROC is the one who should be getting it???