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Old 08-28-2013, 02:43 PM
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What are they gonna do? Send the Royal Mounties after us?
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Old 08-28-2013, 02:53 PM
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the border between canada and the u.s. is the longest undefended border in the world.
we even work together to keep the strip of ground mowed and otherwise clear...except where it goes thru the middle of a pub for instance.

yeah, we could take 'em...and who could stop us?
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Old 08-28-2013, 03:07 PM
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Wouldn't it be more fair to invade them as tourists, leaving no tips?
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Old 08-28-2013, 03:45 PM
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Wouldn't it be more fair to invade them as tourists, leaving no tips?
I already do that
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Old 08-28-2013, 04:19 PM
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I'm not against annexation with their natural resources.
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Old 08-28-2013, 10:21 PM
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I'm not against annexation with their natural resources.
Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved
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Old 08-29-2013, 06:44 AM
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Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved
an added bonus. and there's curling, it could pass the nfl in popularity.

i believe it's kathleen madigan who said in her act, that canada is like our attics. you go up there and say 'wow, i didn't realize all this was up here'.
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We could force everyone in Quebec to speak Spanish !
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My favorite line: "I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto." (Alan Alda, as President)
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Old 08-29-2013, 08:54 AM
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Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved
hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer
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hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer
Hint: If you ever are in a bar in Chicago keep that to yourself.
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:17 AM
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Hint: If you ever are in a bar in Chicago keep that to yourself.
chicago is going to be as broke as detroit with the libs running it
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Old 08-29-2013, 09:38 AM
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chicago is going to be as broke as detroit with the libs running it
Yea but they'll still fight over the Hawks.
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See my reply to RHT when he said something like that.

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i get more anxious for hockey season than i do for football season. great sport, great action.
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