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Cannon Shell

08-28-2013 02:43 PM

A case for bombing Canada

What are they gonna do? Send the Royal Mounties after us?

Danzig

08-28-2013 02:53 PM

the border between canada and the u.s. is the longest undefended border in the world.
we even work together to keep the strip of ground mowed and otherwise clear...except where it goes thru the middle of a pub for instance.

yeah, we could take 'em...and who could stop us? :D

dellinger63

08-28-2013 03:07 PM

Wouldn't it be more fair to invade them as tourists, leaving no tips?

bigrun

08-28-2013 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 942845)

Wouldn't it be more fair to invade them as tourists, leaving no tips?

I already do that:D

randallscott35

08-28-2013 04:19 PM

I'm not against annexation with their natural resources.

Cannon Shell

08-28-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 942899)

I'm not against annexation with their natural resources.

Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved

Danzig

08-29-2013 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 942995)

Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved

an added bonus. and there's curling, it could pass the nfl in popularity.

i believe it's kathleen madigan who said in her act, that canada is like our attics. you go up there and say 'wow, i didn't realize all this was up here'.

geeker2

08-29-2013 08:12 AM

We could force everyone in Quebec to speak Spanish !

GenuineRisk

08-29-2013 08:52 AM

My favorite line: "I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto." (Alan Alda, as President)

Danzig

08-29-2013 08:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BoO3_5tU8A

randallscott35

08-29-2013 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell (Post 942995)

Our Olympic hockey team would be much improved

hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer

dellinger63

08-29-2013 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 943031)

hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer

Hint: If you ever are in a bar in Chicago keep that to yourself.

randallscott35

08-29-2013 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 943033)

Hint: If you ever are in a bar in Chicago keep that to yourself.

chicago is going to be as broke as detroit with the libs running it

dellinger63

08-29-2013 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 943036)

chicago is going to be as broke as detroit with the libs running it

Yea but they'll still fight over the Hawks.

GBBob

08-29-2013 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 943031)

hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer

See my reply to RHT when he said something like that.

Don't diss what you can't figure out:rolleyes:

bigrun

08-29-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 943031)

hockey is almost as dreadful as soccer

Crown@club

08-29-2013 11:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0R5DTHcmGU

"....as if Canadian Football counts."

Danzig

08-29-2013 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 943052)

See my reply to RHT when he said something like that.

Don't diss what you can't figure out:rolleyes:

:tro:

i get more anxious for hockey season than i do for football season. great sport, great action.

Danzig

08-29-2013 12:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5uzJVkeaUI

Danzig

08-29-2013 12:37 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3qH-8luNI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WULsZJxPfws

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WcOcgc3WN4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

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