Dementia And Sex

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

If you make it to that age you can do whatever the hell you want to. Including drive a car or get laid.

no.
other people are at risk when someone who has no business driving gets behind the wheel.

[Alabama Stakes]

no, if you see an elderly person on the road, it's on you to drive accordingly. Blue hairs especially.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

no, if you see an elderly person on the road, it's on you to drive accordingly. Blue hairs especially.

Not when my kid is riding their bike and said old person hits them

[dellinger63]

A lot easier to unzip one's pants or raise one's dress compared to finding keys, determining which key is to the car, finding the right car and all that before the car even moves.

For dementia patients maybe a sex-doll for every male resident and pocket rocket for every female resident could be the solution. What's one more page for Obamacare to force insurance providers to cover such?

[notyep59]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

A lot easier to unzip one's pants or raise one's dress compared to finding keys, determining which key is to the car, finding the right car and all that before the car even moves.

For dementia patients maybe a sex-doll for every male resident and pocket rocket for every female resident could be the solution. What's one more page for Obamacare to force insurance providers to cover such?

only you could work obamacare into old folks having sex.......bravo!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by notyep59

only you could work obamacare into old folks having sex.......bravo!

[Alabama Stakes]

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Not when my kid is riding their bike and said old person hits them

alot more young drivers hit kids on bikes than the elderly

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

no, if you see an elderly person on the road, it's on you to drive accordingly. Blue hairs especially.

'better to be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt'



as for sex in nursing homes, i still don't get why people are surprised. the people living there are old, not dead. of course they're going to have sex. seniors are one of the groups showing higher instances of stds and aids.

besides, when you put your folks in a raisin ranch that hires mostly poorly trained minimum wage workers, while the profits go to the owners, do you really expect good care?

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes

no, if you see an elderly person on the road, it's on you to drive accordingly. Blue hairs especially.

In many cases the elderly driver is not easily identified from a distance. Should we paint their Buicks a specific color?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by 3kings

In many cases the elderly driver is not easily identified from a distance. Should we paint their Buicks a specific color?

yes, bright dayglo orange. with big bumpers all the way around the car, and flashing lights on top.
do the same for teenagers.

[Alabama Stakes]

Originally Posted by 3kings

In many cases the elderly driver is not easily identified from a distance. Should we paint their Buicks a specific color?

I would say that identifying the buick itself would be enough. You guys forget that if it weren't for those old folks, who used to go to the track all the freakin time, we wouldn't have the easy lives we have compared to theirs. If you make it to be a blue hair, you can do whatever you want.

[herkhorse]

^^^^^has dementia already

[Alabama Stakes]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

^^^^^has dementia already

not the first to suggest this.