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07-10-2013, 03:22 PM
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if 'all men were created equal, and colt kept them that way' (as the saying went)....what did colt do for women? good god, i can't imagine putting that.....there.
hell of a holster. no belt needed i guess. wonder if she kept the gun cleaning kit up there too? at least it was a .22, and not a .44--or the gun joe piscopo had in the movie 'johnny dangerously'! 'any guns on you'. 'ON me? nope, not ON me'. maybe her vagina could plead self-defense? needed it for personal protection in case anything 'broke in'!
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07-10-2013, 03:27 PM
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i feel like the Sarah Palin meme that Coach Pants used often is appropriate for this thread!
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07-10-2013, 03:28 PM
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07-10-2013, 03:46 PM
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suspect vagina..id say so...
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What is your point in speaking about me in this post?
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No point, geez j/k in the context of the thread..ease up ace... 
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Gives new meaning to the term carrying a concealed weapon.
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If she had been caught in Chicago she'd likely be doing a year and a half of a 3 year sentence. 15 years is the average time served for murder. This is a case of Vagina Prejudice Extremis.
"Your Honor would you rather shoot a gun visa vi a vagina or smoke a cigarette visa vi a male rectum?" 
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07-10-2013, 09:59 PM
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The madam opened the brothel door in Bearsden and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir?" she asked. The man replied, "I want to see Suzy." "Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else" , said the madam. He replied, "No, I must see Suzy." Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged £5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand pounds and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy. Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. "There are no discounts. The price is still £5000." Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Suzy and they went upstairs. After their session, Suzy said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" The man replied, " Edinburgh." "Really," she said. "I have family in Edinburgh." "I know." the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her Lawyer She asked me to give you your £15,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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We know so little about you other then that you are a complete dolt. So, what is your profession? How exactly have you been screwed by lawyers? I find it very hard to believe that you have ever been screwed by a lawyer. In fact, quite to the contrary, from what little we know about you and how stupid you really are, it seems to me that you most likely have done nothing but benefit by lawyers over your lifetime. So please enlighten us on how lawyers have screwed you.
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07-12-2013, 02:49 PM
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Reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
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