Attempt to pick 1,000 straight horses who fail to win

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Bums for Saturday:

Arlington Race #7: Midnight Lace

Arlington Race #8: A Nice Slewish Boy

Canterbury Race #5: Eighteen Belowe

Canterbury Race #9: Demi's Bold Ruler

Calder Race #10: G. T. Tabu

Charles Town Race #2: Dazzling Iolite

Charles Town Race #8: Nicknmina

Emerald Downs Race #8: Bookitbrooke

Ferndale Race #9: Castle of Dreams

Finger Lakes Race #5: Desert Doctor

Hoosier Race #7: Arrogantly Shabby

Monmouth Race #9: Blazing Honor

Northlands Park Race #13: Siberian Slewpy

Penn National Race #1: Mata Da Hot Tomata

Penn National Race #5: Jake's Mission

Parx Race #1: Potnia's Song

Parx Race #6: J P's Fling

Remington Park Race #1: Nine Degrees

Saratoga Race #4: Bank On Basta

Saratoga Race #7: Mad Bomber

Saratoga Race #9: Mykindofladyfriend

Saratoga Race #10: Well Kept

Saratoga Race #12: Speightscity

Suffolk Race #1: Share the Dance

Suffolk Race #5: Bold Dream

Suffolk Race #7: Brian's Spitfire

Suffolk Race #9: Agave Ridge

Thistle Downs Race #2: Black Potion

Timonioum Race #1: Satdnitejukbox

Timonium Race #3: Athena's Action

Timonium Race #6: Money Drive