Attempt to pick 1,000 straight horses who fail to win

[Calzone Lord]

Bums for Friday (Quick glance at a few tracks edition)

Monmouth Race #1: Daring Saint

Monmouth Race #2: Sidney Anne and China Clipper

Monmouth Race #4: Tea Party Boy

Saratoga Race #4: Dontrainonmyparade and Sucre

Saratoga Race #10: Londoness


Thistle Downs Race #2: Bam Bam Jam

Del Mar: Race #1: Brother Ernie

Mountainner Race #4: Kyle's Treasury

Ellis Park Race #3: Cloudy Vision

Ellis Park Race #5: Johna's Hope

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bums for Friday (Quick glance at a few tracks edition)


Del Mar: Race #1: Brother Ernie

Is he a full brother to handicapper?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bums for Friday (Quick glance at a few tracks edition)

Monmouth Race #1: Daring Saint

Monmouth Race #2: Sidney Anne and China Clipper

Monmouth Race #4: Tea Party Boy

Saratoga Race #4: Dontrainonmyparade and Sucre

Saratoga Race #10: Londoness


Thistle Downs Race #2: Bam Bam Jam

Del Mar: Race #1: Brother Ernie

Mountainner Race #4: Kyle's Treasury

Ellis Park Race #3: Cloudy Vision

Ellis Park Race #5: Johna's Hope

One scratched -- the remaining 11 of them got crushed.

165 down, only 835 more to go.

[ranger5830]

Today's bums managed to lose a staggering $22,552 bringing the grand total wasted so far to $166,667.

Amazingly, the two bums in the 4th at Saratoga were separated by only $6 in the wagering, Dontrainonmyparade had $4,599 lost on him while Sucre blew $4,605. 'Parade outran his rival though, beating him by 7 lengths, although he was still 6th of 7 beaten 32 lengths, and beaten 14 3/4 by the 5th place finisher.

[Calzone Lord]

Bums for Saturday:

Arlington Race #7: Midnight Lace

Arlington Race #8: A Nice Slewish Boy

Canterbury Race #5: Eighteen Belowe

Canterbury Race #9: Demi's Bold Ruler

Calder Race #10: G. T. Tabu

Charles Town Race #2: Dazzling Iolite

Charles Town Race #8: Nicknmina

Emerald Downs Race #8: Bookitbrooke

Ferndale Race #9: Castle of Dreams

Finger Lakes Race #5: Desert Doctor

Hoosier Race #7: Arrogantly Shabby

Monmouth Race #9: Blazing Honor

Northlands Park Race #13: Siberian Slewpy

Penn National Race #1: Mata Da Hot Tomata

Penn National Race #5: Jake's Mission

Parx Race #1: Potnia's Song

Parx Race #6: J P's Fling

Remington Park Race #1: Nine Degrees

Saratoga Race #4: Bank On Basta

Saratoga Race #7: Mad Bomber

Saratoga Race #9: Mykindofladyfriend

Saratoga Race #10: Well Kept

Saratoga Race #12: Speightscity

Suffolk Race #1: Share the Dance

Suffolk Race #5: Bold Dream

Suffolk Race #7: Brian's Spitfire

Suffolk Race #9: Agave Ridge

Thistle Downs Race #2: Black Potion

Timonioum Race #1: Satdnitejukbox

Timonium Race #3: Athena's Action

Timonium Race #6: Money Drive

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bums for Saturday:

27 of them ran -- only one of them finished in the top 3 -- that was Black Potion who finished 3rd beaten 13 lengths at 31/1 odds in Thistle Downs 2nd race.

I can't believe $743 was bet on the hopeless bum in the last race at Northlands Park. They must have had one hell of a nice turnout for Canadian Derby day.

Ranger might get dizzy adding all of those up.

192 down, only 808 more to go.

[Calzone Lord]

Bums for Sunday:

Del Mar Race #3: Warren's Tyler S.

Del Mar Race #8: Carams and Shiver Ye Timbers

Del Mar Race #9: Riveting Reason

Albuquerque Race #3: Bandontheloose

Albuquerque Race #8: Voo Doo Duke

Albuquerque Race #11: Flood Zone and Green Tea

Canterbury Race #1: Inspired Demi

Canterbury Race #2: Sammy Ray

Canterbury Race #8: Scat On

Charles Town Race #3: God's Grace Valley and Siouxperhappy

Ellis Park Race #4: All Jacked Up

Golden Gate Race #8: Sukara

Parx Race #1: Ava's Saphire

Saratoga Race #2: Seven Dreams

Saratoga Race #8: Tiger Willie

Timonioum Race #4: Heir To The Kingdom

Timonioum Race #5: Spring Dragon

Timonioum Race #6: Atomic Guy

[ranger5830]

Thanks largely to the fleecing of the crowd at Saratoga, the bums managed to lose a single day record of $62,878 bringing the new (quite) grand total to $229,445 of real money.

I confess I could not find any info about the horse at Northlands as I don't have pool information for there and both DRF and Equibase charts only go up to race 10, but I will take your word about the $743 he lost and it is included in the total.

[cmorioles]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bums for Sunday:

Del Mar Race #3: Warren's Tyler S. Last

Del Mar Race #8: Carams and Shiver Ye Timbers 6th and 8th

Del Mar Race #9: Riveting Reason Last

Albuquerque Race #3: Bandontheloose 6th

Albuquerque Race #8: Voo Doo Duke Last

Albuquerque Race #11: Flood Zone and Green Tea 5th and Last

Canterbury Race #1: Inspired Demi Last

Canterbury Race #2: Sammy Ray Last

Canterbury Race #8: Scat On 6th

Charles Town Race #3: God's Grace Valley and Siouxperhappy Last and Next to Last

Ellis Park Race #4: All Jacked Up Last

Golden Gate Race #8: Sukara 9th

Parx Race #1: Ava's Saphire Last

Saratoga Race #2: Seven Dreams Last

Saratoga Race #8: Tiger Willie Scratch

Timonioum Race #4: Heir To The Kingdom Canx

Timonioum Race #5: Spring Dragon Canx

Timonioum Race #6: Atomic Guy Canx

I'll save you some time. 17 ran, none hit the board. 10 ran last, and one of the others ran next to last to another bum.

[Calzone Lord]

Stunningly, one of the ones who didn't run was 6/1 in a five horse field at Timonioum with just 1 mintue to post before the entire card was cancelled.

209 down, only 791 more to go. (This is long -- I'm tempted to start taking 80 horses a day)