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![]() Shouldn't it say "I star in midget porn"?
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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![]() Those would be some... ah.... "short" performances.
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![]() Eng and Chan are chinese siamese twins from the late 19th century
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![]() I did have one guy ask me if it meant I had changed the engine in my car.
![]() I also had success in the past in convincing some not so bright co-workers (aka: blonde haired, recent high school graduates) that I had swam the English Channel. |
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![]() You have to be over 5-4 to swim in the English Channel....
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![]() Lucky for you, there are no height requirements to kiss my ass.
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