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Old 07-24-2012, 08:25 AM
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Rosario plates are in......................................

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Old 07-24-2012, 08:55 AM
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I laughed.
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Old 07-24-2012, 09:06 AM
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The " I midget porn" bumper sticker might be the greatest ever
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:40 PM
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The " I midget porn" bumper sticker might be the greatest ever
Shouldn't it say "I star in midget porn"?
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:47 PM
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Shouldn't it say "I star in midget porn"?
Those would be some... ah.... "short" performances.
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:14 PM
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Shouldn't it say "I star in midget porn"?
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:18 PM
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Eng and Chan are chinese siamese twins from the late 19th century
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:37 PM
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I did have one guy ask me if it meant I had changed the engine in my car.

I also had success in the past in convincing some not so bright co-workers (aka: blonde haired, recent high school graduates) that I had swam the English Channel.
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Old 07-24-2012, 09:41 AM
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I laughed.
Me 2
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:49 AM
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:49 PM
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God damn that's great.
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Old 07-24-2012, 05:37 PM
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Fine work Matt.
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Old 07-24-2012, 07:08 PM
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All of ya'll....GFY.
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