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Old 04-24-2012, 01:20 PM
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Antitrust and DaHoss

Name: Cajungator's future 3-way partners

Power: Bickering on the Internet to set the stage for rough make-up sex.
Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:27 PM
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Can I trade dahoss for another chick?

the 3 way with cajun does sound interesting.
I'll take Hossy.

Just sayin...
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:54 PM
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V J Stauffer

Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:56 PM
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Name: Vagina Juice

Power: A brutal, remorseless employment hunter. His special power is to get hired and fired with the speed of Trinniberg. The class of Hero Of Order. And the heart of Bodemeister's trainer.
This is f-ing hilarious!
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:05 PM
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Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:11 PM
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Indian Charlie

Name: Contrarian Jew Point O

Power: He's Jewish and he admires Hitler. He's very smart and he's convinced 9/11 was an inside job. Seriously. He's like King Glorious with double the IQ, but also double the mercury poisoning and double the contrarian stubbornness. He also prefers his females to weigh double that of an elephant.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:20 PM
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name: Irritating Asswipe

Power: Universally disliked ... and it's hard coded into his DNA. He could start handing out $100 bills to strangers, and 99.9% of these people would tell the next person they saw that they just got $100 from the biggest assh@le they've ever met.
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Old 04-24-2012, 02:33 PM
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I liked Randall & I like Rock Hard Ten

Guess that makes me an exception to the rule!
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:00 PM
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Name: The Scroll Wheel's worst enemy

Power: Fellow SEC'ers like Vol Jack who are too dumb to figure out how a scroll wheel works are left baffled by logical fallacies.
hey.

i love my scroll wheel. it's my best friend.
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Old 04-25-2012, 05:16 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
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Old 04-25-2012, 06:35 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
I really hope so in regard to Betfair.

Hogthorne is a great american racetrack ... but I have no idea why they're getting a lot of action on Betfair.
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:49 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
oh, they can be serious. ask anything!
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:20 PM
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Will Betfair make it in the States in the next 5 years and who are actually betting on Hawthorne on Betfair (€60k in the win market!!)???

EDIT - I didn't know these questions weren't supposed to be serious!!!
everyone loves good racing..lol
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