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Old 02-29-2012, 04:09 PM
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People are only allowed to have sex once per month.

At my age, that might be called "frequent flying."


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Old 02-29-2012, 04:16 PM
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there is NO way i'm having sex just once a month.
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:10 PM
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At my age, that might be called "frequent flying."


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I'd kill for once a month...once a quarter would be a bonanza...
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:17 PM
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I'd kill for once a month...once a quarter would be a bonanza...
Maintain hope, gentlemen ... the ultra-cons want to take away birth control, not Viagra
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Old 02-29-2012, 07:37 PM
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Maintain hope, gentlemen ... the ultra-cons want to take away birth control, not Viagra

Viagra only helps me from peeing on my shoes....


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Old 03-07-2012, 07:31 PM
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At my age, that might be called "frequent flying."


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actually more like a pipe dream
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