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Old 12-15-2011, 12:59 PM
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Dear Kev,

I hope today is grand. You deserve it.

Have always wanted to ask this and might as well right now as I know you'll read it... your next kid... the name will be English Channel, correct?

Happy birthday, my friend.

Sending you the special limited edition and magical basket of smoochies and imaginary peppermints that multiplies when no one is looking.

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Dear Nick (oooh I think that's the first time I've called you that, Sir)...

A very special birthday wish to you and long-overdue welcome.

You are the only person in internet history who started an I'm New Here thread that didn't make me sick / laugh / snicker / assume you were an attention whore / etc.

A scholar and a gentleman is the highest honor and you, Sir... winnah of the prestigious DT Vox Populiu award (in my book) are both.

You are literate, respected, a good capper, you don't flirt (which sucks some times but it makes your character that much more impeccable), you're funny but never hurtful... saying "Yo happy birthday to a good guy" just wasn't enough.

I hope it's a great day for you and that you're with those you love. (Oh and may all your horsies today be first!).

Happy birthday, Sir.

Fondly,

G.

PS - Yo, happy birthday to a good guy.
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:12 PM
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Dear Kev,

I hope today is grand. You deserve it.

Have always wanted to ask this and might as well right now as I know you'll read it... your next kid... the name will be English Channel, correct?

Happy birthday, my friend.

Sending you the special limited edition and magical basket of smoochies and imaginary peppermints that multiplies when no one is looking.

* * *

Dear Nick (oooh I think that's the first time I've called you that, Sir)...

A very special birthday wish to you and long-overdue welcome.

You are the only person in internet history who started an I'm New Here thread that didn't make me sick / laugh / snicker / assume you were an attention whore / etc.

A scholar and a gentleman is the highest honor and you, Sir... winnah of the prestigious DT Vox Populiu award (in my book) are both.

You are literate, respected, a good capper, you don't flirt (which sucks some times but it makes your character that much more impeccable), you're funny but never hurtful... saying "Yo happy birthday to a good guy" just wasn't enough.

I hope it's a great day for you and that you're with those you love. (Oh and may all your horsies today be first!).

Happy birthday, Sir.

Fondly,

G.

PS - Yo, happy birthday to a good guy.
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:23 PM
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Oh you've got to have at least two!
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:26 PM
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Oh you've got to have at least two!
I'm not sure the child would be the problem for Kev.. its the mother that comes along with the child that will be a problem for GPK!
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:27 PM
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Oh you've got to have at least two!
Too scared to have another.

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I'm not sure the child would be the problem for Kev.. its the mother that comes along with the child that will be a problem for GPK!
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:28 PM
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Aaah okay got it!
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Old 12-15-2011, 01:54 PM
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Happy Birthday Gents!
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