Who is right?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Doug is this the chick that you told him you'd set him up with, then started banging her?

No. She knows zero about horse racing. The first time she ever watched a race in person or on tv was on our first date.

The closest she's come to a making a horse racing post is when she posted this pic the other day and bragged to her friends about how it's my weapon of choice.




It's Jason Lumpkin's old whip. I leave it in her bedroom and whip the friggen hell out of her in between watching old episodes of Spartacus (1st season) on DVD. It leaves some pretty sweet welts. It started when I made her watch the first season of HBO's Rome -- and I'd give her pop quiz's after each episode -- one crack for each wrong answer.

One time, she started talking during an episode of Rome -- that didn't go well for her. I paused it and Jorge Chavez'd her ass for like 30 seconds straight.