Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

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MAD COW DISEASE!

A female TV reporter arranged for an interview witha farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.Lady Reporter: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"The Farmer stared at the reporter and said:
"Do you know that a bull screws a cow only once a year?"The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed) reports "that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
"The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information,but what about getting to the point?
"The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your breasts twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get MAD?"