Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by mclem0822

Here is one that has gotten some chuckles.

This preacher was visiting an elderly parishioner. She invites him in, and sitting on the counter he notices a big bowl of peanuts. He says excuse me ma'am, would you mind if I had some peanuts? She says sure, help yourself. So they sit down and chat for an hour, or hour and a half and as he gets ready to leave he discovers he has eaten the entire bowl of peanuts. He says, I am so sorry I have eaten all the peanuts. She says " Oh that's ok, since I have lost my teeth all I can do is suck the chocolate off them"

Have you seen this card shark..

Did you really think that you had seen most forms of cheating at card games.


http://ourlighterside.com/wp-content...rd_game_01.gif

Always good to have an Ace in the hole!!!!!!

[mclem0822]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Have you seen this card shark..

Did you really think that you had seen most forms of cheating at card games.


http://ourlighterside.com/wp-content...rd_game_01.gif

Always good to have an Ace in the hole!!!!!!

LOL

[bigrun]

Has this ice cream truck been in your area? Haven't seen it around here yet
I wanna try the vanilla quickie



http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1843305

[mclem0822]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Has this ice cream truck been in your area? Haven't seen it around here yet
I wanna try the vanilla quickie



http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1843305

In the immortal words of Yakov Smirnoff " WHAT A COUNTRY"

[casp0555]

Its an old one.....

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
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'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'

[bigrun]

A new fragrance ...wonder who put this together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRJiP4f_EU

[Crown@club]

Originally Posted by bigrun

A new fragrance ...wonder who put this together


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRJiP4f_EU

Don't know about the video, but the skit was from the Bob and Tom Show out of Indy. Kristi Lee and Chick McGee and Bob, Tom's and other's stupid laughs, even though this was pretty funny w/o that laughs