Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

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Longest password!


During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySac rame nto"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told
that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

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A legal question ...

Is this statuetory rape?
Or is it just a moosedemeanor?? ...

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Crack Shack or Mansion?

Take the test!

Crack Shack or Mansion II

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The Original Computer!

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy...


... You just hoped nobody ever found out!!

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A story about old people


A couple, both widowed, had been dating for a while. Urged on by friends they decided it was time to marry.

Before the wedding, they went to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the man decided it was time to broach their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The man sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'

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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BIRD




This is AMAZING!!!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell The difference Between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are Two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.
It can be done. Even by someone with limited bird watching skills.

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Washing Instructions!