7/16 (DEL): Delaware H. (G2), Carpenter Jr. Mem. S., Sussex S.

[Dahoss]

What would Lebron James or Michael Vick have said?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

What would Lebron James or Michael Vick have said?

Can't figure out if I should take a swing at a Bad News Kennel/Dogfighting joke or a joke about Lebron's clutchness down the stretch.

[Dahoss]

Ron Mexico

[Calzone Lord]

Forget about that, sh!t.

Pretty awesome he crafted a new name solely for the purpose of spreading herpes.

You know what they say, if you don't learn from your mistakes, you are bound to fucl< CowgirlinTexas twice.

[King Glorious]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

What would Lebron James or Michael Vick have said?

That you are an ******* and that there are better ways to spend your Saturday night than trolling after every post I make.

[Indian Charlie]

Dude,
Blind Luck was the winner the whole way and would have won spotting her 5 lbs.

On the other hand, in defense of Jones, I believe it was Dorf earlier in the week that said he wasn't going to run BL unless he got the two pound weight break.

Both trainers are pussies.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Dude,
Blind Luck was the winner the whole way and would have won spotting her 5 lbs.

Sh!t take, the margin was like a nose - and weight being an overrated factor or not in terms of betting - every pound certainly does help and matter.

A 7lbs weight reversal at 10fs is more significant than you think.

On to something you might know something about ...

Is it true that Jews are buried standing up? And if so, is the reason really so no change will fall out of their pockets?

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Sh!t take, the margin was like a nose - and weight being an overrated factor or not in terms of betting - every pound certainly does help and matter.

A 7lbs weight reversal at 10fs is more significant than you think.

On to something you might know something about ...

Is it true that Jews are buried standing up? And if so, is the reason really so no change will fall out of their pockets?

Like I said, Blind Luck was the winner the whole way around and would have won, regardless of the weight (within reason). Don't forget, it's Blind Luck we're talking about. She lives to make races close. My thoughts upon seeing the race was that Blind Luck was much better than her nose victory looked.

Yes, all Jews are buried standing up. They are propped up with a large crucifex.

And no, it's not to prevent change from falling out of their pockets, as the family members and Jewish mortuary will have already taken all of that out.

You'd feel right at home at a Jewish funeral!

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Don't forget, it's Blind Luck we're talking about. She lives to make races close.

Bullsh!t.

Here she is winning a Grade 1 race by 7:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMU4MgAUVnc


But yeah, when her main competition is evenly matched - or when the pace is snail enough - she lives to make races close and or she gets beat.

[Calzone Lord]

I think Vic blew his load after she crossed the 1/16th pole in that race.

Wonder what he was aiming at?

Zenyatta pic: -120
Azeri pic: +100
Field: +10,000

[Clip-Clop]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bullsh!t.

Here she is winning a Grade 1 race by 7:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMU4MgAUVnc


But yeah, when her main competition is evenly matched - or when the pace is snail enough - she lives to make races close and or she gets beat.

That's just it, she did nothing different in that race than she does every other time, most of the time it works out, sometimes it doesn't, sure fun to watch though.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

Bullsh!t.

Here she is winning a Grade 1 race by 7:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMU4MgAUVnc


But yeah, when her main competition is evenly matched - or when the pace is snail enough - she lives to make races close and or she gets beat.

First of all, she was a precocious two year old and badly overmatched most of that field.

More importantly, that was a fast pace in a 2yo race, where the speed all collapsed.

Did at any point in yesterdays race did you think HDG was going to win?

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by King Glorious

That you are an ******* and that there are better ways to spend your Saturday night than trolling after every post I make.

Your posts for the last month have been magical theatre.