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Old 06-03-2011, 07:39 AM
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With apoligies to Jed Clampett..

Come listen to the story about an owner named Frank
won lots of races but was known as a real crank
Then one day Calder cried poor
and that pissed off ole Frank for sure

Nick..pack up...we're leaving!

Well next thig you know the horses are in the van
'heading North as fast as they can
Frank's not running for purses like he's a whore
He's moving to the Jersey Shore

Lots of stalls! Bruce Springsteen!

Well now Frank will be arriving real soon
it might be a bust it might be a boon
But as soon as he sees that Monthouth crop
you know he'll be doing the ole claim and drop
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Old 06-03-2011, 08:09 AM
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With apoligies to Jed Clampett..

Come listen to the story about an owner named Frank
won lots of races but was known as a real crank
Then one day Calder cried poor
and that pissed off ole Frank for sure

Nick..pack up...we're leaving!

Well next thig you know the horses are in the van
'heading North as fast as they can
Frank's not running for purses like he's a whore
He's moving to the Jersey Shore

Lots of stalls! Bruce Springsteen!

Well now Frank will be arriving real soon
it might be a bust it might be a boon
But as soon as he sees that Monthouth crop
you know he'll be doing the ole claim and drop


Fabulous!
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:19 AM
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With apoligies to Jed Clampett..

Come listen to the story about an owner named Frank
won lots of races but was known as a real crank
Then one day Calder cried poor
and that pissed off ole Frank for sure

Nick..pack up...we're leaving!

Well next thig you know the horses are in the van
'heading North as fast as they can
Frank's not running for purses like he's a whore
He's moving to the Jersey Shore

Lots of stalls! Bruce Springsteen!

Well now Frank will be arriving real soon
it might be a bust it might be a boon
But as soon as he sees that Monthouth crop
you know he'll be doing the ole claim and drop

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Old 06-03-2011, 11:07 AM
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With apoligies to Jed Clampett..

Come listen to the story about an owner named Frank
won lots of races but was known as a real crank
Then one day Calder cried poor
and that pissed off ole Frank for sure

Nick..pack up...we're leaving!

Well next thig you know the horses are in the van
'heading North as fast as they can
Frank's not running for purses like he's a whore
He's moving to the Jersey Shore

Lots of stalls! Bruce Springsteen!

Well now Frank will be arriving real soon
it might be a bust it might be a boon
But as soon as he sees that Monthouth crop
you know he'll be doing the ole claim and drop
Very nice!
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Old 06-03-2011, 05:21 PM
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With apoligies to Jed Clampett..

Come listen to the story about an owner named Frank
won lots of races but was known as a real crank
Then one day Calder cried poor
and that pissed off ole Frank for sure

Nick..pack up...we're leaving!

Well next thig you know the horses are in the van
'heading North as fast as they can
Frank's not running for purses like he's a whore
He's moving to the Jersey Shore

Lots of stalls! Bruce Springsteen!

Well now Frank will be arriving real soon
it might be a bust it might be a boon
But as soon as he sees that Monthouth crop
you know he'll be doing the ole claim and drop
That's CLASSIC!!!

And whatever the over/under is on when he ends up in an argument with the Monmouth bunch.. I'll take under.
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:30 PM
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That's CLASSIC!!!

And whatever the over/under is on when he ends up in an argument with the Monmouth bunch.. I'll take under.
Hmmm...... 4 weeks?
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