in the night,when it's dark

[clyde]

Ah wonder what Nick'sKumquats thinks of the Knicks trade?


I think they're both obvious kumquats.

The trade was pretty dumb on the Knicks part;Dahla seems to get dumber every day.

Speaking of dumb...I think Klunky is afraid to come back.I know I wouldn't.



Character assassination can be fun.Especially when it's so easy.






Now what do I do?

I have achieved nirvana...everyone hates me and that is like sssso cool.The GoodLord knows I always strived for that goal.Forest creatures and other animals love me,though.I think it's so much bettah this way.You befriend an animal and you have a friend for life.Befriend a human and you will be wise to check your portable anemometer every hour.


Hey...just off my noodle thoughts,that's all.No need for any of you to get upset with me all over again.


I am simply a creation of my imaginary friend,Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy...as is Alan.So get mad at him...not us.