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Old 02-08-2011, 03:31 PM
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Ok ladies.......

What would you rather do?

1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.

OR

2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.

OR

3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.

Baby,why did you stick me in such a dumb scenario?
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Old 02-08-2011, 04:08 PM
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Baby,why did you stick me in such a dumb scenario?
What? You don't like Chinese food?
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Old 02-08-2011, 04:17 PM
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What? You don't like Chinese food?
Not really..some of it is OK.


But the general scheme just sounds bland.

Never mind...but throw in some pizzaz next time.
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Old 02-08-2011, 04:42 PM
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Not really..some of it is OK.


But the general scheme just sounds bland.

Never mind...but throw in some pizzaz next time.
Welcome back my friend. Instead of Chinese maybe you can to something like Applebee's or Chili's?
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:04 PM
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Welcome back my friend. Instead of Chinese maybe you can to something like Applebee's or Chili's?
The Good Lord knows you'ver always been there for me,Mr.Car.


I'd just like out of the food venues completely.I think a specially crafted , maybe even magic, bus with a cargo of mixed passengers made up of the downtrodden/unwanted as well as a select few of my own;rocketing across the country for the pure fun of it and shooting TrueSwine along the way.


The Louisiana Downs Amusement Park would be a must see stop.
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:55 PM
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Who are you going to borrow money from to gas up that magic bus?
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:26 PM
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Who are you going to borrow money from to gas up that magic bus?

I feel so bad to have rattled Your Tragedy's cage with something entirley unrelated to your sorry behind.


Perhaps you should see Frenzy's doctor.

Oh that wouldn't do any good...just forget it.
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Old 02-09-2011, 11:15 AM
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The Good Lord knows you'ver always been there for me,Mr.Car.


I'd just like out of the food venues completely.I think a specially crafted , maybe even magic, bus with a cargo of mixed passengers made up of the downtrodden/unwanted as well as a select few of my own;rocketing across the country for the pure fun of it and shooting TrueSwine along the way.


The Louisiana Downs Amusement Park would be a must see stop.
I have been to the Louisiana Downs Amusement Park before. Such a lovely place. Used to live 1 1/2 hours from there. I have a good Louisiana Downs story to share with you if you want me to pm it to you. You laugh really good at it.

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Old 02-09-2011, 01:09 PM
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I have been to the Louisiana Downs Amusement Park before. Such a lovely place. Used to live 1 1/2 hours from there. I have a good Louisiana Downs story to share with you if you want me to pm it to you. You laugh really good at it.
Shore...and don't hold back on any Foulgrounds stories either.
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