I am the Center of the Universe on this Forum

Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

You are certainly a fine gentleman.



Wear that badge with pride.

[clyde]

Well let's go...let's not stop there.

Morty's last trip to Texas...

[Sightseek]

Oh my got!

[clyde]

Oh yes...fine ladies and gentleman you all are.




Continue.

Make me believe you mean it.

[clyde]

I'm beginning to think they don't like me.



SportyFans, what do you think?

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Not today. I'm heading to Texas. Met a fine lady on the internet with a nice rack. She's got a child but I'm so hard up for some tang that it's of no concern to me. He can stay in the living room while I'm banging his mom.

Barely 2011 and already post of the year material riaght theyah

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Barely 2011 and already post of the year material riaght theyah

You both speak so well for yoursleves.



I think many can hear your lull and what it says about you.

Originally Posted by clyde

You both speak so well for yoursleves.



I think many can hear your lull and what it says about you.

Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.

Oh you're doing swell all by yourself.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Why don't you share it then, you big sissy?


Lets see what you've got. It's snowy today and I'd love to get an epic e-brawl going.

hey I'm in but I only have about an hour left to spare, that busy bird life I have.


Uh Coach, ah think you have earned your feathers...

Well yeah. I want some big f.ucking hawk feathers.

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Well yeah. I want some big f.ucking hawk feathers.

How's something like this...