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Old 01-04-2011, 02:05 PM
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Princess Doreen is a buffoon and if Steve is catering to her complaints then just f.ucking dart me already. I can't stand the stupid old c.unt.
What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:06 PM
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What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.

Oh my God.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:07 PM
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What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.

OOOOOO0
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:08 PM
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OOOOOO0

Those are vaginas , with the last one being Printheth Chlorineth.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:11 PM
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Princess, why do you take Clyde or Coach seriously? Why?
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:12 PM
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Princess, why do you take Clyde or Coach seriously? Why?
Because they're serious.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:13 PM
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Because they're serious.
No they aren't. It's Nerdy Trail for a reason....They love you b/c you respond.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:15 PM
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No they aren't. It's Nerdy Trail for a reason....They love you b/c you respond.
Uh, uh - it's pure unadulterated hatred. And, it's their problem. I'm just attempting to point out the error of their ways.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:15 PM
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Because they're serious.
If we didn't love you we wouldn't.....................start over.



I think the problem is you have been tagged and bagged a little too much.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:21 PM
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I think the problem is you have been tagged and bagged a little too much.
How many times have you been busted, bagged, and tagged? Jeez - I've never seen anyone with as much cry for attention as you, and you sell out your friends to get it.

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Old 01-04-2011, 02:14 PM
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Princess, why do you take Clyde or Coach seriously? Why?
Because secretly she wants to do us both on The SpazzMaker ride at Louisiana Downs Amusement Park....but her grouchy husband won't let her.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:17 PM
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And we have unadulterated hatred????


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What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:26 PM
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And wehave unadulterated hatred????
You start it, I respond to it. Can't take it? Don't start it.
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Old 01-04-2011, 02:27 PM
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You start it, I respond to it. Can't take it? Don't start it.

Read back...I think it's you who can't take it.




Which may well be your problem, but I really don't know.
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:00 PM
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AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.


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have to admit.. fine work Printhess!
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:48 PM
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What complaints to STEVE? I didn't make any because I don't need anyone fighting my battles.

AND, where would you be if it weren't for the smelly old snatch you crawled out of?!~ Oh, but wait - no woman would lay claim to birthing a scab like you - you were pooped out on a fence post by some diarrhea prone buzzard.

Do some of you guys spouting such virtriol ever get laid? Probably not. That's why you're so enraged about anything a woman has to say in retaliation to the garbage you spew.

Are y'all fat ugly dorks? Probably - they're the ones with the most opinion about female looks.

Are you otherwise normal people, but lunatics on the web? I'd venture to say you're lunatics 100% of the time, and people from your particular planet just never shut the hell up.

And, am I worried that YOU can't stand ME? Not in the least - I'm much too well adjusted to think I need the acceptance of a sociopath.
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:54 PM
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Old 01-04-2011, 04:02 PM
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In all seriousness folks...







































I might not have much longer to live.
















































If I do live to see 2012 it will be due, in part, to my l33t survival skills, physical fitness, and dashing good looks.


























The birds dying in Arkansas and Kentucky?

















































It has something to do with the New Madrid fault.























































We're f.ucked.































































In honor of my imminent demise I request that we be as mean as humanly possible to one other












Right now



























Right now
















Right now!!!!






































Go f.uck yourself, c.unts.
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Old 01-04-2011, 04:06 PM
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Old 01-04-2011, 04:17 PM
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http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...age1308200/pg1



You'll see. I am going to be living like a vagrant soon. Stabbing people for a can of Chunky Chicken n Dumplings with an expiration date of 09/09.

This will be the big one, Elizabeth.
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