Predictions for 2011

[dagolfer33]

I predict RHT will pick about 20 football winners in a row, then the whole world will implode....Zenyatta will have her own TV show on Animal Planet. Mike Smith, unable to win any race due to the fact he lays every horse 20 lengths back, even in 5f races, decides to quit being a jock and joins the show full time. The show is cancelled after 4 weeks, but put back on after the Mosses pledge to pay Animal Planet to air the show much like an infomercial....it costs the Mosses 3 mil an episode, but they say she is worth every penny and they are sick of her being under appreciated. Hollywood Park will organize a carnival park fundraiser and put VJS in a dunking booth. But they end up setting a world record as Stonegossard, 10ptmoveup, and Rare Bog throw balls at him for 3 days straight, then pay Cliff Lee to fly in and throw even more balls at Vic. After five days, and Vic having to use an aqualung and 30 oxygen cylinders, they run out of money. HP announces a huge purse increase following the fundraiser......Coach Pants is given mod status here in DT Forums...Steve-O is called before a congressional committee on horse racing to testify and they subsequently make him the comish of USA horse racing.