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Old 12-22-2010, 09:08 PM
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Oh my God, that was awful.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:13 PM
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I respectfully request that you push your death back a week. I am going to be very busy next week and can't possibly plan a funeral.

It's not all about you.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:14 PM
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Whoa...looking back through this---I didn't sleep as long as I thought.No wonder I'm dragging now.


The floor calls.

I still might do the story should I awake with nothing to do later tonight.

Tomorrow night for sure.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:17 PM
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I respectfully request that you push your death back a week. I am going to be very busy next week and can't possibly plan a funeral.

It's not all about you.
You certainly are exasperating...and I mean in a nice way.

You do undertsand that death makes no appointment,no?






And goddamity!!!!

It is!!!!
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:18 PM
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Allllright Ralphy, I will give some of my most valuable horsey picks.....but you will have to wait til I get home......I'm currently touring the suburbs looking at Christmas lights and casing out a car I can lift and send to RBE.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:19 PM
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Allllright Ralphy, I will give some of my most valuable horsey picks.....but you will have to wait til I get home......I'm currently touring the suburbs looking at Christmas light and casing out a car I can lift and send to RBE.

!!!!
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:20 PM
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OK, NightyPooKins everyone.
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:21 PM
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You certainly are exasperating...and I mean in a nice way.

You do undertsand that death makes no appointment,no?






And goddamity!!!!

It is!!!!
Do you have one last dying wish?
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Old 12-22-2010, 09:26 PM
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Allllright Ralphy, I will give some of my most valuable horsey picks.....but you will have to wait til I get home......I'm currently touring the suburbs looking at Christmas lights and casing out a car I can lift and send to RBE.
Perfect! I have $12.89 in my xpressbet ready to be reduced to $0.00.

RudyRudyRudy would like one of those pink Mary Kay Cars if possible !!!
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Old 12-22-2010, 11:33 PM
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best thing about the holidays are trees. Lots of trees.
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Old 12-23-2010, 12:21 AM
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Do you have one last dying wish?

Boy do I.
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Old 12-23-2010, 12:21 AM
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best thing about the holidays are trees. Lots of trees.

Say!!..that was good!
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Old 12-23-2010, 12:51 AM
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And as a send off,they want to burn down Alan's space.



It houses everything they fear.
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Old 12-23-2010, 05:17 AM
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You remind me a little of Gallant.



That may be too much.
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Old 12-23-2010, 05:59 AM
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Well what a night this one was,SportyFans.



Did you know you can dream in a Nerdy Trail way?

I'm really losing it.

It was like that movie whose name so escapes me I want to call it Papillon,but it's not.




One thing.Sometimes I enjoy Clyding it up in real life.Especially when I am sick of being me.Remember that laundramat cartaker who I scare the dickens out of? I asked her if she believed in SantaClaus while there late afternoon yesterday.I got that "look"...and finally she coughed up a ",well...no!..ha-ha!" I gave her back a look of complete horror and walked away.I heard her yelling.."Oh come on!You can't be seriouus!?" I kept walking without turning around.I gave cognizance to her talking to me by merely sharply shooing her words off by waving my arm;much like a horsey's tail would swat away a fly."Oh no..please! Were you serious?" Another tail swat.

I went back to the deep end of the laundramat's Dryer Death Row.I chose this desolate spot to keep as far away from humans as I could.It also helped my current cause.


Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


Anyhoo----I went to fetch one of the fancy clothes carts,you know...the kind with a top bar so as to hang clothes which are meant to be hung on hangers. I did see one up toward the front and to the right;up toward he front and to the right. On the way to it,I came upon a woman who was in the folding process.She had a fully loaded fancy clothes cart waiting it's turn.



I didn't like her act.

I figured she needed sraightening out.

So to her...I says...I says---"Uh, would you mind terribly if I dumped all your clothes right here on the floor so I may use this fancy clothes cart?"




I wish you could have seen the look of stupidity she displayed on that snotface of hers.

The better part was the laundramat caretaker ( who I knew was watching my every move)...she saw this unfold from her watchtower up front and to the left...up front and to the left.Her face was in abject horror.


I relieved the situation by laughing and telling the smug one I was just kidding.




That's all I can talk about right now.

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Old 12-23-2010, 06:01 AM
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plz dnleave...

i just got back here...
OH



MINE





GOT
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:02 AM
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Snort!!!
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:34 AM
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OH



MINE





GOT

Who is this creature?
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Old 12-23-2010, 06:40 AM
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I'm tired again.



NightyPooKins.
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Old 12-23-2010, 07:33 AM
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Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


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