Just One More Victory - Page 81

Rudeboyelvis · #**1601** 12-23-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Well what a night this one was,SportyFans.

Did you know you can dream in a Nerdy Trail way?

I'm really losing it.

It was like that movie whose name so escapes me I want to call it Papillon,but it's not.

One thing.Sometimes I enjoy Clyding it up in real life.Especially when I am sick of being me.Remember that laundramat cartaker who I scare the dickens out of? I asked her if she believed in SantaClaus while there late afternoon yesterday.I got that "look"...and finally she coughed up a ",well...no!..ha-ha!" I gave her back a look of complete horror and walked away.I heard her yelling.."Oh come on!You can't be seriouus!?" I kept walking without turning around.I gave cognizance to her talking to me by merely sharply shooing her words off by waving my arm;much like a horsey's tail would swat away a fly."Oh no..please! Were you serious?" Another tail swat.

I went back to the deep end of the laundramat's Dryer Death Row.I chose this desolate spot to keep as far away from humans as I could.It also helped my current cause.

Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.

Anyhoo----I went to fetch one of the fancy clothes carts,you know...the kind with a top bar so as to hang clothes which are meant to be hung on hangers. I did see one up toward the front and to the right;up toward he front and to the right. On the way to it,I came upon a woman who was in the folding process.She had a fully loaded fancy clothes cart waiting it's turn.

I didn't like her act.

I figured she needed sraightening out.

So to her...I says...I says---"Uh, would you mind terribly if I dumped all your clothes right here on the floor so I may use this fancy clothes cart?"

I wish you could have seen the look of stupidity she displayed on that snotface of hers.

The better part was the laundramat caretaker ( who I knew was watching my every move)...she saw this unfold from her watchtower up front and to the left...up front and to the left.Her face was in abject horror.

I relieved the situation by laughing and telling the smug one I was just kidding.

That's all I can talk about right now.

Brilliant!!

Rudeboyelvis · #**1602** 12-23-2010, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Who is this creature?

Oh my.....

A ghost of Christmas past.... with a bottle of bourbon.

Rudeboyelvis · #**1603** 12-23-2010, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Tampa Bay Downs - December 23, 2010
Race 2 - 12:56 PM Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta ($.50 minimum) Pick 3 ($.50 minimum) (Races 2-3-4)
MAIDEN CLAIMING $25,000 – $20,000
Purse $14,000. (Includes $1,500 – FOA - Florida Owners Awards). For Maidens, Fillies And Mares Three Years Old And Upward. Three Year Olds, 118 Lbs.; Older, 120 Lbs. Claiming Price $25,000, if for $20,000, allowed 2 Lbs. Six Furlongs.

1 1 Omegamefurst (FL)
2 2 Maux Money (ON)
3 3 Sunlit (KY)
4 4 Youcancallmeray (FL)
5 5 Rakehellish (FL)
6 6 Twilight Memory (KY)
7 7 Moms Glide (FL)
8 8 Tres Event (FL)
9 9 Acappella Solo (KY)

Sooo... Bernie Made-off (the St. Pete Times handicapper) has mah pick, Maux Money, as his "Bestest, go to tha Bank, lock 'O tha Day" Pick in the papah today...

It is only fair to warn the masses that he liked Charming Clyde yestahday too.

I don't think even Bernie can jinx me tahday... I believe I'll have both automobiles in their rightful places this afternoon.

Either that or I'm moving this weekend.

#**1604** 12-23-2010, 10:07 AM

Someone's missing. deadyschmo thinks the horse ate one of them. Ah say they're well fed and that didn't happen.

I'm more inclined to think one of the ladies is in the kitchen cooking.

clyde · #**1605** 12-23-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

It's that "just one line can be life changing."

clyde · #**1606** 12-23-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Brilliant!!

I am most behooved,FriendRudy.

clyde · #**1607** 12-23-2010, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Someone's missing. deadyschmo thinks the horse ate one of them. Ah say they're well fed and that didn't happen.

I'm more inclined to think one of the ladies is in the kitchen cooking.

!!!!

The Belmonts!!

barf!!

clyde · #**1608** 12-23-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Oh my.....

A ghost of Christmas past.... with a bottle of bourbon.

Doesn't sound good.

clyde · #**1609** 12-23-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Sooo... Bernie Made-off (the St. Pete Times handicapper) has mah pick, Maux Money, as his "Bestest, go to tha Bank, lock 'O tha Day" Pick in the papah today...

It is only fair to warn the masses that he liked Charming Clyde yestahday too.

I don't think even Bernie can jinx me tahday... I believe I'll have both automobiles in their rightful places this afternoon.

Either that or I'm moving this weekend.

6 will win..........you watch.

Rudeboyelvis · #**1610** 12-23-2010, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

6 will win..........you watch.

http://www1.drf.com/drfPDFChartRaces...=20101223&RN=2

clyde · #**1611** 12-23-2010, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

http://www1.drf.com/drfPDFChartRaces...=20101223&RN=2

Look like I still got it.

And it makes me want to slit my wrists.

Thanks very much,Rudy.

I'm leaving.

clyde · #**1612** 12-23-2010, 01:47 PM

But when I think about it...it's all so fitting.

clyde · #**1613** 12-23-2010, 05:24 PM

I really was not expecting anything his year, but I just got the greatest thing.

I haven't used it yet and it may take a while, but even if I never use it...it's really the greatest thing.

I don't think I will ever get anything this good.