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Old 12-07-2010, 05:58 PM
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Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!
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Old 12-07-2010, 09:10 PM
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Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
Gooey was a shoppin'
But she could not stop from lollipopin'
Santa's pud that night

!!!!

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
Hiding under that beard of snowy white.
Then DebODeb saw his whiskers slip,
{{{down theyah}} ror!!
Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night
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Old 12-07-2010, 10:54 PM
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Very nice, Rudy!
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:32 PM
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Im so confused.... and they were singing Christmas carols after she did it?

Wow.

This is crazy on so many levels...


edit - Forgot to say hey no fair... I can't be the only one doing this!
This update will clear it all up.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...tongue-assault











or not.

There is a lesson in there somewhere.


Wouldn't "His Harmony" be a good name for a horse?
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:02 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI
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Old 12-09-2010, 07:43 AM
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Old 12-09-2010, 08:16 AM
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My ding dong merrily on high,
In your mouth my balls are ringing:
Ding dong! Fingering your pie
A muffled sound. Is Gooey singing?
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!

On your chin, now on your nose
My hairy balls be swingin'
And "oh, oh, oh!"
Your teeth are gently scrapin'.
Glorious! Hose on her face! Excessive!

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Old 12-09-2010, 01:54 PM
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someone owns an itty bitty part of a horsey
which brings about a dimmy witty type of query
but i am not the one to ask
not to arouse the one taken to task

think of it this way
she may be passed her time out of the hay
which only means she got up late
bye-bye starting gate
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:34 PM
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on the first day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the second day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the third day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the fourth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the fifth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves.. and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the sixth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the seventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the eighth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the ninth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the tenth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the eleventh day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, 5 Golden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree

on the twelfth day of Christmas my booty call gave to me
12 Hummers Humming, 11 Pus.sies Popping, 10 Toms-a-peeping, 9 Strippers Dancing, 8 Tits-a-milking, 7 Girls-a-cumming, 6 Sluts-a-Laying, fiiiVe Golllllllllden Showers, 4 filthy turds, 3 French Whores, 2 penis gloves... and a butt plug to hang on my tree
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