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Old 12-04-2010, 09:15 AM
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This is a bittersweet day for me, actually. I'm going to change the motor oil in my truck.





















That's the Sweet part.




















The Bitter - I must part with a dear old friend. A friend who has been with me through thick and thin, a friend that has been in the past, as flexible and helpful, endearing and stylish as one could possibly be - much to the envy of all who have enjoyed my friends company.














He stands singularly as a symbol of freedom; a symbol of burning faith, and the last and final bastion of bachelorhood.















Perhaps this is what inspired me to recall Thunder Road this morning.




















For it is this day, after I change mah motor oil - that I must




































Take mah futon to the dump
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Old 12-04-2010, 09:36 AM
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Wow, Tampa Downs can't open fast enough..................
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Old 12-04-2010, 12:23 PM
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Wow, Tampa Downs can't open fast enough..................
Watch it, West Acre!!!!!!!!....














It is still in the garage..... Don't feel like dealing with it today
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:03 PM
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Watch it, West Acre!!!!!!!!....














It is still in the garage..... Don't feel like dealing with it today
The dog or the futon?
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:24 PM
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This all says that it is a good day to die.
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:29 PM
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Anf I deleted all messages sent to me in this last week---unread.




I hope they were long and a lot of effort was put into them.
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:45 PM
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The dog or the futon?
Both. The dog went into full on depression mode when it was exchanged with an elliptical machine (the futty was pretty much his favorite spot in the house - which is why it finally met it's demise).... I'm surprised he hasn't peed all over the damn exercise machine thingy by now out of sheer spite... He just barks at it and gives it pissy looks...

When he saw the futon in the garage he wouldn't come back in the house - so ah jus' said "have at it, turd" and left him there....lasted about 5 minutes and that was over, barking and scratching on the door to get back in.


You going to the Bulls game tonight?
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Old 12-04-2010, 03:55 PM
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You going to the Bulls game tonight?
Yes. The layering will commence shortly.
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Old 12-04-2010, 04:06 PM
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Yes. The layering will commence shortly.
OMG...Is that really Dinner in Odem in your Scavatar?
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Old 12-04-2010, 04:21 PM
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Yes. The layering will commence shortly.

Friggin' ridiculous.....Going to the redneck boat parade in Port Richey and am pulling out the wool socks......yes, that's right.....socks.....In Florida.....








HUGE USF fan tonite BTW.... GO BULLS!!!


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Old 12-04-2010, 01:52 PM
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This all says that it is a good day to die.


Agreed






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Anf I deleted all messages sent to me in this last week---unread.

I hope they were long and a lot of effort was put into them.



Highly doubtful..... The long and lots of effort part at least....



Probably Steevie-poo granting you clemency to join the rest of the fray....but, we'll nevah know now....Good going...
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Old 12-04-2010, 10:19 AM
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This is a bittersweet day for me, actually. I'm going to change the motor oil in my truck.





















That's the Sweet part.




















The Bitter - I must part with a dear old friend. A friend who has been with me through thick and thin, a friend that has been in the past, as flexible and helpful, endearing and stylish as one could possibly be - much to the envy of all who have enjoyed my friends company.














He stands singularly as a symbol of freedom; a symbol of burning faith, and the last and final bastion of bachelorhood.















Perhaps this is what inspired me to recall Thunder Road this morning.




















For it is this day, after I change mah motor oil - that I must




































Take mah futon to the dump
RIP and may it fly with the angels.
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Old 12-04-2010, 01:58 PM
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RIP and may it fly with the angels.
Perhaps a bit too premature, Gooey....

























It's like Clyde - it won't die.





























But your thoughtful sentiment is graciously appreciated.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:05 PM
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I think nothing would be better than a photo of Gooey laying on her back;opening up a petcock valve.A big blown up photo displayed right by my coffin.


There would be a hood over my face because dead people look awful.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:06 PM
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Which is also why Frenzy should be wearing a hood.
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:09 PM
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Which is also why Frenzy should be wearing a hood.
ROR!!!!!!


Who's Frenzy?
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Old 12-04-2010, 02:20 PM
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=:>

The one acting like an insane jilted lover.


If you don't know who she is now....give it some time;you will.






I admire the fact you change your own oil very much.
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