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Old 12-02-2010, 11:09 PM
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That was for Gooey.




















If I'm dead tomorrow....

































well...






































it's been phun.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:18 PM
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spray!!






ror!!.................Hey--- same here.


But you will proably only get the Penalty Oat Bag.

I'll be Doomsday Darted.
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Old 12-02-2010, 11:25 PM
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Hopefully they'll have the common decency to dart me while I sleep.
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Old 12-03-2010, 05:45 AM
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Hopefully they'll have the common decency to dart me while I sleep.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uaxMlLuzro
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:22 PM
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Hopefully they'll have the common decency to dart me while I sleep.

I think we're dealing with a sadist.
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Old 12-03-2010, 12:25 PM
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That was for Gooey.




















If I'm dead tomorrow....

































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it's been phun.
The thread destroyer pic?

Not to seem ungrateful but maybe next time can I have a Blockateil pic instead?

Okay well thank you for the fine gift.
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:41 PM
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The thread destroyer pic?

Not to seem ungrateful but maybe next time can I have a Blockateil pic instead?

Okay well thank you for the fine gift.

No, Coach wrote a lovely story for you that seems to have been darted. You would have loved it.

Hopefully he can write another if he hasn't been darted with the story.
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:43 PM
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No, Coach wrote a lovely story for you that seems to have been darted. You would have loved it.

Hopefully he can write another if he too hasn't been darted.
It was a wonderful story. For the first time in my life I was excited and nauseous at the same time.
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:55 PM
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It was a wonderful story. For the first time in my life I was excited and nauseous at the same time.
What a coincidence! I've been thinking of making 'Exciting and Nauseating since 2005' the tag line for DT..
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:57 PM
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What a coincidence! I've been thinking of making 'Exciting and Nauseating since 2005' the tag line for DT..
Not bad Steve, but you should probably reverse the order of the two.
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Old 12-03-2010, 02:56 PM
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No, Coach wrote a lovely story for you that seems to have been darted. You would have loved it.

Hopefully he can write another if he hasn't been darted with the story.
You have to realize, it's only fun darting those who DON'T want to be darted.
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Old 12-03-2010, 03:03 PM
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You have to realize, it's only fun darting those who DON'T want to be darted.


please don't dart me...please,please,please



It would just kill me.

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Old 12-03-2010, 03:44 PM
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please don't dart me...please,please,please



It would just kill me.
You don't want darting... Isn't it more fun to go around pretending you're about to be darted and complain about being darted momentarily than actually getting darted?


And besides... think how much being here saves on therapy.
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Old 12-03-2010, 03:46 PM
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Steve,

I respectfully request that you turn off the filter that blocks objectionable words.

Thanks in advance,
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Old 12-03-2010, 04:21 PM
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You don't want darting... Isn't it more fun to go around pretending you're about to be darted and complain about being darted momentarily than actually getting darted?


And besides... think how much being here saves on therapy.



huh?
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Old 12-03-2010, 03:05 PM
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No, Coach wrote a lovely story for you that seems to have been darted. You would have loved it.

Hopefully he can write another if he hasn't been darted with the story.
Aaah but, my love, I don't think the story itself was for moi and if it was anything like the others...

By the way and not that this matters but two people now have wondered if it was I who had it pulled.

Huh?

Excuse me?

Whilst I've not written scenarios anything like he has I do enjoy a good **** ******* down my ****** while I ******* with one hand and ******* with my *****.

No I have never / would never ask for a post to be pulled for sexual content.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:34 PM
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No, Coach wrote a lovely story for you that seems to have been darted. You would have loved it.

Hopefully he can write another if he hasn't been darted with the story.
He didn't write it. He lifted it off of some weird site and changed the names.

I'm sure he would be willing to post the link.
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Old 12-03-2010, 09:51 PM
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He didn't write it. He lifted it off of some weird site and changed the names.

I'm sure he would be willing to post the link.
I know Coach is warped, but not that warped. Didn't think for a second it was an original.

I'll pass on the link.
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