God Bless You Jared Fogle!!

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Because your previously worthless ass was able to complete a marathon - Subway will now offer the best sub they have - the Subway Club (We are talking three different cuts of sliced meats - turkey, roast beef, and ham) for just $5 for a limited time.

this is like "the best thread about zenyatta"

i want my deli sandwich prepared barehanded by a fat sweaty italian dude who may or may not have showered.

good sandwiches aren't made by teenagers wearing gloves. just the presence of gloves in a food establishment is clear warning you're about to be served something mediocre.

stop hating yourself, sal.