God Bless You Jared Fogle!!
 

Because your previously worthless ass was able to complete a marathon - Subway will now offer the best sub they have - the Subway Club (We are talking three different cuts of sliced meats - turkey, roast beef, and ham) for just $5 for a limited time.

What, did you finally run out of the Presque Isle buffet coupons?

this is like "the best thread about zenyatta"

i want my deli sandwich prepared barehanded by a fat sweaty italian dude who may or may not have showered.

good sandwiches aren't made by teenagers wearing gloves. just the presence of gloves in a food establishment is clear warning you're about to be served something mediocre.

stop hating yourself, sal.

I like it when they make the sandwich with the plastic gloves, then ring up the sale on the cash register, then give you change - all the while with the same gloves on.



God Bless America