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[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

She was 50 lengths back. Went 20 wide. Up the hill. Both ways. In the snow. Against 100 mph winds.......

Not only did she have to go against 100 mph headwinds, but everyone else got a 100 mph tailwind at the same time!

[my miss storm cat]

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

Easy Gooey.... This is a family show.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Easy Gooey.... This is a family show.

... but I was doing my best impersonation of TFM.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... but I was doing my best impersonation of TFM.

Not enough vitriol.

It was a good first try though!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Not enough vitriol.

It was a good first try though!

Thank you!

I'll work on it.

Hey maybe we could have a contest where once a week...

Nah. Forget it.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Thank you!

I'll work on it.

Hey maybe we could have a contest where once a week...

Nah. Forget it.

Hey, why not?

We already have an unofficial contest among the Zenyattards as to who can come up with the stupidest post of the minute.

[my miss storm cat]

I said this elsewhere so I'm just going to say it... I hated the piece.

Pretentious, affected and wanna-be intellectual...

No thanks.

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

They also spun her around, put a piñata up at the finish line, and gave her a stick to carry in her teeth during the race. To win, she not only had to finish first, she had to knock out all the candy.