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[Crown@club]

She was 50 lengths back. Went 20 wide. Up the hill. Both ways. In the snow. Against 100 mph winds.......

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Crown@club

She was 50 lengths back. Went 20 wide. Up the hill. Both ways. In the snow. Against 100 mph winds.......

Not only did she have to go against 100 mph headwinds, but everyone else got a 100 mph tailwind at the same time!

[my miss storm cat]

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

[Rudeboyelvis]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

Easy Gooey.... This is a family show.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis

Easy Gooey.... This is a family show.

... but I was doing my best impersonation of TFM.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... but I was doing my best impersonation of TFM.

Not enough vitriol.

It was a good first try though!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Not enough vitriol.

It was a good first try though!

Thank you!

I'll work on it.

Hey maybe we could have a contest where once a week...

Nah. Forget it.

[Merlinsky]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

... and she was blindfolded.

I can't believe you MORONS forgot that part.

They also spun her around, put a piñata up at the finish line, and gave her a stick to carry in her teeth during the race. To win, she not only had to finish first, she had to knock out all the candy.

[DaTruth]

Originally Posted by Cardus

...and threw all four shoes... Smith lost the irons...

and the guy who took a swing at Artax returned to the "ring" and tried to suckerpunch her at the 1/8th pole.