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Old 11-05-2010, 09:30 PM
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My fat ass needs a break.
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Old 11-05-2010, 09:31 PM
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My fat ass needs a break.
Where would you like it - right cheek, left cheek, or straight down the middle?
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:02 PM
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You're really a funny girl.




Some day we can play dentist....I'll be the dentist and stick my tool in your mouth.

Now what have you to say------Ms. Big Time?








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Old 11-05-2010, 10:06 PM
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You're really a funny girl.




Some day we can play dentist....I'll be the dentist and stick my tool in your mouth.

Now what have you to say------Ms. Big Time?








=:>
How 'bout I bite your needle if you do-------Mr. Big Mouth? And, that's Mrs. Big Time to you, lard ass.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:10 PM
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..hmmm.....you really are a hardened brat.......exactly how big are your tits, baby?...
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:21 PM
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..hmmm.....you really are a hardened brat.......exactly how big are your tits, baby?...
And, you are a brat in training.

Let's put it this way, - my cleavage is not as deep as your plumber's crack. Best and only answer I'll give you on the subject, Mr. Suave and Debonair.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:58 PM
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And, you are a brat in training.

Let's put it this way, - my cleavage is not as deep as your plumber's crack. Best and only answer I'll give you on the subject, Mr. Suave and Debonair.


Comimg from a genuine Witch...that's not so bad.



I think your oven got condemned a llllong time ago.

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Old 11-05-2010, 10:25 PM
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EAUXH!!!!

Playful banter earlier in the day


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into NASTY name calling.


Oh wait that's the norm here though.

Was going to tell you kiddos you need a time out, but carry on.



Me thinks there's been alot of drinking and imbibing going on here today...
note see above or the smartypants threads or Rudy's siggy....ROROROROROR!!!!
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:26 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNuMY61ZeGM
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:34 PM
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EAUXH!!!!

Playful banter earlier in the day


d
e
s
c
e
n
d
s

into NASTY name calling.


Oh wait that's the norm here though.

Was going to tell you kiddos you need a time out, but carry on.



Me thinks there's been alot of drinking and imbibing going on here today...
note see above or the smartypants threads or Rudy's siggy....ROROROROROR!!!!
I haven't had a drop to drink all day - just giving Mortimer Fat Butt Woofie Boy some of his own medicine. Consummate jerk. But, I'll only devote a day or two a year to it. Day almost over.

BTW - love the song, hh - one of my favorites, but it doesn't apply to this "exchange".
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:49 PM
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I really think at this point we ALL need to simmer down....


Kick it back a few notches...




Take a moment... a REAL moment.... to sit back and reflect on what this beautiful life affords us daily....Friends, family, good times and get togethers.


go ahead... take a moment..... pull those old photos out of the closet.











Remember the good times. Heck, maybe phone an old pal and catch up - before these crazy holidays get a hold of all of our time and attention - heh heh... you know just know will! .





There.... That's better.... Isn't it?







And....as as we discussing what would make our loved ones and dear friends joyful this season of giving.....


Can't you just envision the JOY and Smiling Faces and LOVE of a limited edition Yaddacubed picture thingy hangin over the 'ole hearth on Xmas Morn???



I knew you would!!!!


Sign up today and I'll make sure Yaddacubed shows up WITH SANTA... for the first 50 folks ONLY.... (she's a busy gal ) who put their friends and families ahead of the own shameful selfishness an order 8 EACH.

Today Only.



Do NOT get shut out of this once in a lifetime deal.






Seriously. YaddaCubed needs to see you on Xmas eve - do it for her.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:59 PM
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EAUXH!!!!

Playful banter earlier in the day


d
e
s
c
e
n
d
s

into NASTY name calling.


Oh wait that's the norm here though.

Was going to tell you kiddos you need a time out, but carry on.



Me thinks there's been alot of drinking and imbibing going on here today...
note see above or the smartypants threads or Rudy's siggy....ROROROROROR!!!!

I think this entire room is going to be vaporized before the night is over.
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