snowy woods - Page 117

FGFan · #**2321** 11-02-2010, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

What a radical mess.

But oh well, it was fun.

Katellie...sounds like a def. tackle.

Man.

When the gree-gree ain't there...it just ain't there.I think I'll do the Q's.

Uh do you mean gris-gris?

If ya can't spell it right the Vodoo gods won't annoint you with good luck, instead they'll put the mojo on you. Be very careful it was all saints day yesterday.

chucklestheclown · #**2322** 11-02-2010, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?

Don't tell me.

But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.

By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.

Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

clyde · #**2323** 11-02-2010, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan

Uh do you mean gris-gris?

If ya can't spell it right the Vodoo gods won't annoint you with good luck, instead they'll put the mojo on you. Be very careful it was all saints day yesterday.

And no wonder I lost.

Obvioulsy I could use more of your training.

clyde · #**2324** 11-02-2010, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucklestheclown

Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

...uhm....really.......it's him,right?

chucklestheclown · #**2325** 11-02-2010, 03:19 PM

Him who?

Antitrust32 · #**2326** 11-02-2010, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?

Don't tell me.

But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.

By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.

why thank you.

but please stay.

Antitrust32 · #**2327** 11-02-2010, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucklestheclown

Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

lol

clyde · #**2328** 11-02-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32

why thank you.

but please stay.

Oh forget it.

You are most too kind,Uncly.

Very much so.

But I really have to get out of this place......really I do.

If no one kills me, I will return in one year to report.

That would be 111011011.

clyde · #**2329** 11-02-2010, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucklestheclown

Him who?

"Him."

As in....it's not me.

clyde · #**2330** 11-02-2010, 03:28 PM

I have to leave again.

I forgot I switched counties and have not registered...from Portage to Geauga County.

So my "good friends", the neighbors, tell me to go a mile down the road.Thaat's the polls and maybe I can do it right there.

So I did.

That's Cuyahoga County.

I feel like the 3 Rivers thing.

And I'm getting upset.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Kill people,probably.

clyde · #**2331** 11-02-2010, 04:20 PM

Fucl< it.

Not gunna duh it.

I don't trust the count, I don't trust the candidates and I have know idea who anyone is locally.

And why they allow millions of campaign posters and the yuk 'em up candidate thieving swine outside the poll building----says a lot.

2 plebes toiling for the one they believe will lead them to the mountain top approached me with their filthy paraphanlia..

Huge mistake.

I pulled out from under my jaclet an UZI pistol...a semiautomatic weapon.A faveorite of mine.

It fires a 9mm parabellum bullet.My choice of magazines is the 32 round type.Muzzle velocity is 345 meters per second.It weighs 1700 grams and has an overall length of 240 mm.Barrel...app. 115 mm long.

I polish it a lot.

I's a pretty weapon.

I gave the first one a qucik brrrrip!!

Then the other took the rest.

I walked over to them as they lay dead on the sidewalk.

I asked them if they had any last words (ror!!!..I'm such a ham sandwich).

I looked up and saw a crowd staring at this scene in frozen fright.I says to them....I says...'Well!!? What the fucl< are you fools looking at? Get the fucl< out of here before you all get a taste of the same thing they got."

I pointed down at the two failed-to-do-so'ers....just so there'd be no mistake who I meant.

At this point,I clamly walked to my car and drove off;but not before I turned 2 donuts in thier manicured lawn.

That....I'll probably hear about.

my miss storm cat · #**2332** 11-02-2010, 04:57 PM

Happy erection day everyone.

Reading this backwards... hahahaha Chuckles too funny.

my miss storm cat · #**2333** 11-02-2010, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

My very last day is 11-10-2010.

This again???

my miss storm cat · #**2334** 11-02-2010, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

Ah would like to take this time to thank the two succubi,Gooey and EaysBake, for conspiring against me.I could not have lost so much moan-ay without you.

Right because I didn't lose anything last night.

He was a HK runner. Do you know what that means to me? Do you understand how hard I played him?

Okay need to go kick myself a tad more.

clyde · #**2335** 11-02-2010, 05:39 PM

Oh make it massive kicks..do it for me.

clyde · #**2336** 11-02-2010, 05:58 PM

I stumbled on this one.

I think it worthy.

See if you can find all the ironies.

If nothing else,it's one of those rather long ones you can't stop reading.

http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=1490951

clyde · #**2337** 11-02-2010, 06:04 PM

Hey girl!

Yo boy, E-City...20:1

Mucho respecto!!!!

clyde · #**2338** 11-02-2010, 06:15 PM

Somehow...the very sight of the thread title My Dog's Behind is eough to make you wonder about what value could possibly be found in.... sanity.

Do you see how the sane talk among their own kind?

Is it any wonder?

I'm not kidding either.

They speak a language I simply do not understand.

Honest I don't.

Keep it real..................a goal set too high for too many.

Rudeboyelvis · #**2339** 11-02-2010, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde

That's the spirit.

Who here lives in the Bahamers?

Not the Bahamers, but if you get to Tampa by opening day Jamie Ness may have an open stall fer ye...

Good news is if you hang yer ass out the stall door when Dr. Needles comes by, you'll look like Hulk Hogan by March

my miss storm cat · #**2340** 11-02-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

Somehow...the very sight of the thread title My Dog's Behind is eough to make you wonder about what value could possibly be found in.... sanity.

Do you see how the sane talk among their own kind?

Is it any wonder?

I'm not kidding either.

They speak a language I simply do not understand.

Honest I don't.

Keep it real..................a goal set too high for too many.

Thank you cause I was trying to figure out if I had lost my mind or what.