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Old 11-02-2010, 02:11 AM
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I shall return in 6 days.

Dear Clyde...try not to die before I return. I won't be here to plan your funeral and Ralph will be with some hooker in vegas and definitely won't have time to arrange it.

I will give Mr. and Mrs. Belmont your best. Such wonderful people.. God speed Thread Destruction Team!


Kisses,

Sighty
Oh my God.



I almost missed this completely.

Nothing is going my way.

My little pretty sewer mouth...you have fun,although I can't guarantee
my aliveness when you return.In fact--I doubt I will be here.






Everything has an end---to the extent we know.

And fucl< Ned and Hydra.






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Old 11-02-2010, 11:00 AM
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But it's a new day.New vistas,new opportunites await,new horizons come into view,the slate is clean...and a brand new day will show me how to lose all of my 200 dollah.





Ah would like to take this time to thank the two succubi,Gooey and EaysBake, for conspiring against me.I could not have lost so much moan-ay without you.
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Old 11-02-2010, 12:47 PM
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I see that shadowy form.....a forearm in the air with the hand of long fingers..they act in concert ,much like a ballet.......all of them gracefully forming the beckoning sign----to come this way.........it is the direction of the hawsey tracks here.


































go away!!












My very last day is 11-10-2010.

And if the 2 can be represented like 2 ones, it will look like this:

111011010





A byte plus 1...9 instead of 8.

Perhaps also representing yet another huge mistake.









So when you see this again.............byte me plus 1.
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:04 PM
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you are not allowed to leave for good. cause I'll miss ya.


so there, that is settled.
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Old 11-02-2010, 02:14 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:10 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.
Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:16 PM
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Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...

...uhm....really.......it's him,right?
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:21 PM
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Oh Sh%T!

NOW I GET IT!!!
anti----uncly...

aunt---uncle

tyvm snide...if you died before I figured that out I would have been tortured forever...
lol
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:20 PM
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UnclyRust...I mean Trust, how can I thank you?






Don't tell me.








But this ravaged soul has too much inside.

Forthere...I mean therefor,the time has come for me to find people,places and things for whom ( who?? )to give it.

When you give yourself---yourself you give.






By the way.

I have connections.....and I was allowed to look inside your LifeFolder.

You ae a very,very good girly,Uncly.

why thank you.

but please stay.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:22 PM
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why thank you.

but please stay.

Oh forget it.





You are most too kind,Uncly.

Very much so.

But I really have to get out of this place......really I do.






If no one kills me, I will return in one year to report.

That would be 111011011.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:59 PM
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My very last day is 11-10-2010.
This again???
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Old 11-02-2010, 09:16 PM
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This again???

This time, 4 shore.........ppphhht!!




Please,this time 4 shore.
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Old 11-02-2010, 05:01 PM
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Ah would like to take this time to thank the two succubi,Gooey and EaysBake, for conspiring against me.I could not have lost so much moan-ay without you.
Right because I didn't lose anything last night.

He was a HK runner. Do you know what that means to me? Do you understand how hard I played him?

Okay need to go kick myself a tad more.
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Old 11-02-2010, 05:39 PM
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Oh make it massive kicks..do it for me.
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Old 11-02-2010, 05:58 PM
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I stumbled on this one.



I think it worthy.

See if you can find all the ironies.

If nothing else,it's one of those rather long ones you can't stop reading.




http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=1490951
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:04 PM
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Hey girl!

Yo boy, E-City...20:1




Mucho respecto!!!!
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Old 11-02-2010, 06:15 PM
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Somehow...the very sight of the thread title My Dog's Behind is eough to make you wonder about what value could possibly be found in.... sanity.



Do you see how the sane talk among their own kind?

Is it any wonder?

I'm not kidding either.



They speak a language I simply do not understand.

Honest I don't.

Keep it real..................a goal set too high for too many.
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Old 11-03-2010, 05:06 AM
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I stumbled on this one.



I think it worthy.

See if you can find all the ironies.

If nothing else,it's one of those rather long ones you can't stop reading.




http://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/...nt?oid=1490951
Snide.......................................
Are you the crazy lady who suggested perhaps they should fence-off the railings of a bridge across from a loony-bin?


Irony #2-At the turn of the 20th century, before there was a bridge, the Little Cuyahoga Valley crippled Akron's growth by preventing it from expanding north.


Not irony-You are one sick puppy.


You gonna off yourself there?
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Old 11-03-2010, 07:23 AM
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Snide.......................................
Are you the crazy lady who suggested perhaps they should fence-off the railings of a bridge across from a loony-bin?


Irony #2-At the turn of the 20th century, before there was a bridge, the Little Cuyahoga Valley crippled Akron's growth by preventing it from expanding north.


Not irony-You are one sick puppy.


You gonna off yourself there?

A little early for you,ain't it?
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