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Old 10-26-2010, 05:23 PM
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Look at me.







Now look at you.








Now look at me.













Now look at you.

















See?
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:45 PM
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I see all too clearly, Wamba.
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:50 PM
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Then why the long face??
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:52 PM
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Junk mail should not be handled - it should be immediately thrown out. I have to keep reminding myself of that.
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:54 PM
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My pm has been off for a long time.




Don't try to pin that on me,baby.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:08 PM
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Hey..Printheth Chlorine.



What is yer muff's name?
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Old 11-06-2010, 08:45 AM
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One day in elementary school a teacher decides to have a quiz of thought provoking questions. She asks her student, little Tommy, the following question:

"If there are three crows sitting on a fence and I give you a rifle with two bullets, how many crows can you shoot?"

Little Tommy thought then answered, "one, because when you shot, the other two would fly away."

The teacher replied, "That's not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think."

Then little Tommy said, "Now teacher, may I ask you a question?"

"Sure," said the teacher.

"Three women are sitting on the park bench with ice cream cones. The first women is eating her ice cream cone. The second is licking her ice cream cone and the third is sucking on her ice cream cone. Which one is married?" little Tommy asked.

The teacher replied, "I suppose it's the one sucking on her ice cream cone."

Tommy said, "NO IT'S THE ONE WITH THE WEDDING RING, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!"
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