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Old 09-26-2010, 05:20 PM
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Here's a good one.


I remember being around 6 years old ..near Thanksgiving.Now I'm sure this time frame is much more fun at the =5 household,but when I was 6 I had to watch Nanny and my uncle kill a live turkey...old country way.



They took it in the back yard and put it's neck on a tree stump.Then they chopped the head off.

God was that obscene.

But I think that's when it all started for me.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:26 PM
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Tisilisob

Charlee's getting really cornily cutsey now.



She's planning a massive attack with all these stashed names.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:32 PM
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Here's a good one.


I remember being around 6 years old ..near Thanksgiving.Now I'm sure this time frame is much more fun at the =5 household,but when I was 6 I had to watch Nanny and my uncle kill a live turkey...old country way.



They took it in the back yard and put it's neck on a tree stump.Then they chopped the head off.

God was that obscene.

But I think that's when it all started for me.
No not really, we bought our tukey at Shope Rite.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:34 PM
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I've seen you buy quite a few turkey's right here at NerdyTrail.




Shop Rite.....whole foods distributor?
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:38 PM
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I've seen you buy quite a few turkey's right here at NerdyTrail.




Shop Rite.....whole foods distributor?
Why I didn't know that Nerdy Trail had a poultry department. A Boobee and dupa department yes, but not poultry.
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:02 PM
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Why I didn't know that Nerdy Trail had a poultry department. A Boobee and dupa department yes, but not poultry.
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:48 PM
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They took it in the back yard and put it's neck on a tree stump.Then they chopped the head off.
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:02 PM
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:05 PM
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Is there another way to rest when you're dead?
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:22 PM
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Good point......but who knows for shore.
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:29 PM
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when I die, I want you all to Live in Piece.
















you're welcome, L.I.P.
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Old 09-26-2010, 06:36 PM
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Thank you so much.


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