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Old 09-04-2010, 08:42 PM
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Some don't hear the music.
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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Some don't hear the music.

Oh that's a good one.


Tits did ,pretty well...when I was there last.So did a few others...but very few.NA and RagTop from Less,OK.....they dart what threatens them.


I don't know...Dark is enough to keep me away.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:14 PM
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My sister.....she would strip naked in front of my friends at the age of 4.

This was outside.

I was 7.



She even did it one summer at the playground in front of like 300 kids.It was very,very embarrassing.Talk about someone you can't take anywhere.



But it was an omen...as she grew up to be much bigger attentioHO than even me.



Moving right along here, I was forced to see my Grandmother at her funeral at the age of about...like 4 or 5.Horrible experience.They did strange things back then.

At least she was dead.

If she would have moved...I'd have died right there myself.





I was hitting a softball in the back yard towards the house one summer...7 or 8, I think.My other Grandmother lived upstairs and was sitting at the end of the hallway, looking at me through the back window up there....I noticed her and got very desirous to show her how far I could hit that softball.To this point I was barely reaching the foundation of the house.


So I says...I says---HEY!!...Nanny!!..watch this one!









It went off like a rocket.

Right at the window.

An then...right through it.





I fainted.





But she was OK.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:47 PM
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I don't think olive oil is to be refridgerated.


Doesn't look right.
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:08 PM
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pwiezer...wasn't he a little rascal?
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:32 PM
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Take another listen break...good for the flow of blood into and out of your own personal noodle:


Ah wonder what CatGirlDo ( or, Honula) would look like stripping to this? What do you think?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4c2rMnKZB8
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:45 PM
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I remember my sister,Diann ( Gail is the bi.tch)...she was about 6 and me--8.She rode her bike into the street and got hit by a car. Destroyed the bike, but she was OK.




My Father was furious.

I'm kidding.




But my Mother screamed at her to no end for being so stupid...she was livid.

It meant she was so angry at her because the scream and squealing of tires on bricks made her think much worse had happened.

That meant she was very,very happy Diann was OK.



Parents are dumb.





I was behind my Mother making happy faces at Diann because she was getting yelled out.Always was a loving brother.
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Old 09-04-2010, 11:42 PM
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Am admiring my new signature.



I think I would try to throw her off by saying..''You know, Ms. Gooey...your thighs are hot.May I sample the texture of their inside portion?I'd like to see if you could keep the endless questioning going after about 3 seconds."
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Old 09-22-2010, 11:45 PM
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Take another listen break...good for the flow of blood into and out of your own personal noodle:


Ah wonder what CatGirlDo ( or, Honula) would look like stripping to this? What do you think?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4c2rMnKZB8

Made a noodle film outta this one.



=:>
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Old 09-26-2010, 05:20 PM
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Here's a good one.


I remember being around 6 years old ..near Thanksgiving.Now I'm sure this time frame is much more fun at the =5 household,but when I was 6 I had to watch Nanny and my uncle kill a live turkey...old country way.



They took it in the back yard and put it's neck on a tree stump.Then they chopped the head off.

God was that obscene.

But I think that's when it all started for me.
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Old 09-04-2010, 11:59 PM
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My sister.....she would strip naked in front of my friends at the age of 4.

This was outside.

I was 7.



She even did it one summer at the playground in front of like 300 kids.It was very,very embarrassing.Talk about someone you can't take anywhere.



But it was an omen...as she grew up to be much bigger attentioHO than even me.



Moving right along here, I was forced to see my Grandmother at her funeral at the age of about...like 4 or 5.Horrible experience.They did strange things back then.

At least she was dead.

If she would have moved...I'd have died right there myself.





I was hitting a softball in the back yard towards the house one summer...7 or 8, I think.My other Grandmother lived upstairs and was sitting at the end of the hallway, looking at me through the back window up there....I noticed her and got very desirous to show her how far I could hit that softball.To this point I was barely reaching the foundation of the house.


So I says...I says---HEY!!...Nanny!!..watch this one!









It went off like a rocket.

Right at the window.

An then...right through it.





I fainted.





But she was OK.
Did you End up owning a Spooky hostel house & inviting young boarders & then stabbing them while dressing up like your Grandmother ?
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Old 09-05-2010, 12:05 AM
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Why,yes.

I did.




I cut off their heads and then stuck them in my ice box.
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found Morty's theme song:

free single and disengaged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrqCV...ayer_embedded#!
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:46 AM
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Diana Rigg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNo79...ayer_embedded#!
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:03 AM
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found Morty's theme song:

free single and disengaged

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrqCV...ayer_embedded#!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkb_wZVLFU
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