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Old 09-20-2010, 06:13 PM
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Geeker,I said she left me ...again.

Isn't she yukking it up with you on FF Book?
No yukking..not even from Sighty Poo
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:16 PM
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Really?

She hasn't been very active either.



They must be conspiring to do something bad.

There goes my short lived era of good feeling.
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:17 PM
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Toss EasyBake into that mix.
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Old 09-20-2010, 06:18 PM
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Where would we be without the hot tamale,Gooey?
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Old 09-20-2010, 10:42 PM
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God...no sooner I said and---ppphhhtt!!

That's 4 now.

They're plotting to kill me.



Cat-Girl-Do and Honula are also in on it. That makes 6.






Phooey.
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Old 09-20-2010, 11:15 PM
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What is charisma?
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Old 09-20-2010, 11:32 PM
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I think we need another Waits song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX4apvTdvzE



Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display
Your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you
Calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown,
Take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away,
I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you,
You light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one,
But we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

I can see that you are lonesome just like me,
And it being late, you'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you,
And you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split,
The chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.

Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you,
You're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face,
Guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you.
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:44 AM
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Toss EasyBake into that mix.
What are we making?
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Old 09-21-2010, 11:52 AM
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What are we making?
I know you served up that softball as a piece offering.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:00 PM
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Well that took long.
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Old 09-21-2010, 12:09 PM
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In fact..it's taking so long that I now know the fix is in.
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Old 09-21-2010, 07:20 PM
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We've all been learning vodoo....
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Old 09-22-2010, 10:22 AM
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Really?

She hasn't been very active either.



They must be conspiring to do something bad.

There goes my short lived era of good feeling.
Conspiracy in the planning, there is an event page
Are you attending, maybe attending, no I'm not attending, awaiting reply if you are attending.
Replies may only be posted if you are a secret member of the FF book society.
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:20 PM
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Merciful Mother of God!!!!












thud!!
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:30 PM
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Conspiracy in the planning, there is an event page
Are you attending, maybe attending, no I'm not attending, awaiting reply if you are attending.
Replies may only be posted if you are a secret member of the FF book society.
Franny..(by the way)....it's nothing I probably could attend any how.



And FF Book is nothing more than a meet up group endorsed by Jason Pollock.
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Old 09-22-2010, 02:57 PM
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I must now go and do that daunting and disgusting task---washy clothesy.


Phooey.





If I feel cruel tonight...I will play my noodle film of Sighty-poo's getting ready for bed routine...and outfit.
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:07 PM
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I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:27 PM
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I think I'm off Suffy-poo's Vacay Post Card List.
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:48 PM
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I am back and in a cruel mood.



But every time I try to put my noodle film on i-net space.....Sighty won't cooperate.

She wears only pink,semi thongs...and does loin flexors on the floor next to her bed in preparation for sleepy-poo..



Then,when she sees my film running...she grabs her black waist ribbon,plays the last part of Loan Me on her stereo ....and starts danicng a jig around the room,spinning and waving that filthy bwr at me....with the Kooly-aid smile flashing.


Then I beak into hysterics and can't type anymore.
When did I become Irish?
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Old 09-23-2010, 12:37 AM
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OK you little monsters...beddy-poo time.









SIGHTY!!!.......stop it!!!!







Goodnightypoo-kins

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