snowy woods

[clyde]

Toss EasyBake into that mix.

[clyde]

Where would we be without the hot tamale,Gooey?

[clyde]

God...no sooner I said and---ppphhhtt!!

That's 4 now.

They're plotting to kill me.



Cat-Girl-Do and Honula are also in on it. That makes 6.






Phooey.

[clyde]

What is charisma?

[clyde]

I think we need another Waits song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX4apvTdvzE



Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display
Your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you
Calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown,
Take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away,
I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you,
You light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one,
But we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

I can see that you are lonesome just like me,
And it being late, you'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you,
And you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split,
The chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.

Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you,
You're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face,
Guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you.

[clyde]

Waits has been spending too many nights at the Cheap Whiskey Dancer Bar.

[clyde]

ycharleenaustinl




Oh my God.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Toss EasyBake into that mix.

What are we making?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

What are we making?

I know you served up that softball as a piece offering.

[clyde]

Well that took long.

[clyde]

In fact..it's taking so long that I now know the fix is in.

[Rileyoriley]

I don't want to read all the pages of posts so fill me in on all your girls abandoning you, the "fix", and piece offerings.

(Is it because you're now gay?)

[clyde]

SportyFans...you can't say I didn't tell you.

[Sightseek]

We've all been learning vodoo....

[clyde]

Little wonder I'm dying.

[Sightseek]

Vodoo has its perks, but it's not nearly as satisfying as storing your fine work in the Ice Box so you can admire it later.