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Originally Posted by randallscott35

Wow, lots of dogging of doug's standards. A 6 is a D...

Dude... you could send Elizabeth Hurley, Jessica Biel, and FreddyMo's Old Lady to me, naked...

and if so much as one of them speaks in a manner that gives me the impression they're trying to sound intelligent or relevant or something...


Might be a deal-breaker.


BUT... if they know their role... I'm not noted for being particularly fussy.

My two major criteria remain the same -- "here" and "breathing" are the two qualities I tend to look for. The latter is occasionally negotiable.

Of course, socks are all over - and chicks aren't.... socks know their role!