Brandon Spikes Chatroulette Internet Sex Tape.

RockHardTen1985 · #1 09-03-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

If she's 8.5 then there are a lot of hot b.itches in the world.

I was thinking 6 maybe 7

#2 09-03-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985

I was thinking 6 maybe 7

She's in the prime of her life. There were plenty of fat chicks like her in high school that ballooned up to two bills.

Plus she's real hairy. Those brows look like African caterpillars.

randallscott35 · #3 09-03-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants

She's in the prime of her life. There were plenty of fat chicks like her in high school that ballooned up to two bills.

Plus she's real hairy. Those brows look like African caterpillars.

On second thought, maybe I won't even click on this. I have to be able to hold down dinner.

#4 09-03-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

On second thought, maybe I won't even click on this. I have to be able to hold down dinner.

It's probably the worst sex tape of all time.

I should photochop them watching that nerd pick races all day.

MaTH716 · #5 09-03-2010, 11:33 AM

It is a horrible sex tape, he should be more embarrassed about the quality of the tape than the actual tape itself. Hossy right, she does have a K-Dash thing going on. Tough to get a good on her, but I will go with a 6.

randallscott35 · #6 09-03-2010, 11:35 AM

Wow, lots of dogging of doug's standards. A 6 is a D....You stay back with a 6in life. GED.

#7 09-03-2010, 11:43 AM

So they were watching Chatroulette...

Hmm. Chatroulette is like a cock buffet...so why is he watching the laptop instead of her?

Gaytor.

The Indomitable DrugS · #8 09-03-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

Wow, lots of dogging of doug's standards. A 6 is a D...

Dude... you could send Elizabeth Hurley, Jessica Biel, and FreddyMo's Old Lady to me, naked...

and if so much as one of them speaks in a manner that gives me the impression they're trying to sound intelligent or relevant or something...

Might be a deal-breaker.

BUT... if they know their role... I'm not noted for being particularly fussy.

My two major criteria remain the same -- "here" and "breathing" are the two qualities I tend to look for. The latter is occasionally negotiable.

Of course, socks are all over - and chicks aren't.... socks know their role!