Del Mar...back off Clyde

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Were you really a cop before? Are you hot? If I come to your room in the Hilton, can you be in uniform and arrest me?

It's a fantasy.

The last time I was arrested was by a fat dude cop who I would have outrun if I wasn't wearing only my underwear and was dripping wet because he pulled me out of Edinboro Lake.

Gave me like a $175 fine for underage drinking - it was either that or do a few hours of community service. I told my grandma that "community service" meant picking up litter on the highway with murders and sex offenders - so she paid my fine for me. I also couldn't get my drivers license for 6 months - but, who cares about that.

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Were you really a cop before?

Yes

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Are you hot?

No

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

If I come to your room in the Hilton, can you be in uniform and arrest me?

I do still have my handcuffs, I'll loan them to Sightseek, she's way hotter than I am

[clyde]

It was only a matter of time,Spydah.



You're such a fool.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Yes




No




I do still have my handcuffs, I'll loan them to Sightseek, she's way hotter than I am

He's only joking...he's actually a frusterated gay virgin with a wild imagination.

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

He's only joking...he's actually a frusterated gay virgin with a wild imagination.

I thought he lost his virginity to a sock puppet?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

I thought he lost his virginity to a sock puppet?

I don't think we can count that -- it wasn't consensual on the part of the sock.

[jms62]

http://www.google.com/images?q=pets....w=1260&bih=643

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Yes




No




I do still have my handcuffs, I'll loan them to Sightseek, she's way hotter than I am

Sightseek would never...
He does not respect her.

[clyde]

Looks like Spydah won't be going this time around.


I know I wouldn't.

[Antitrust32]

Del Mar... back off Clyde


WAIT!!!



somebody was ON Clyde???

[clyde]

!



I have an opening at 9 tonight.

Oh boy.




I mean I have a slot....Jesus.


Ok-----tonight at 9---le's do a crime.

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

[b]!
Ok-----tonight at 9---le's do a crime.

Cool! Which crime?



459pc?







647(f)pc










I could see you doing a 261pc


















You're not thinking a 187pc?!


















I'll get Sighty-poo to put the cuffs on you!