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			 Baby...deliver the goods to the Dooryard. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 what ever you would like sir! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	AND the cards for the Canadian Blue Light special.  | 
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			 Canadian Medicine Men will be on duty at The Thistleydowns. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 And....no one is allowed to say "aboot" at The Thistleydowns on Canadian Derby Day. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 uncly!! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Goddamity!! Will you kindly deliver the Canadian Rubby Dubby cards to the stinking Dooryard!!?? STEVEN H. CRIST ALREADY!  | 
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			 In recognition of the Canadian Wild Goose Chase, all Pinball Machines...I mean Canadian Particle Accelerators-- will be closed for this weekend. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Canadians can redeem themselves at The Thistleydowns Customer Service office for 3 cans of Amer-I-Can tomato sauce. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Let's have a moment of silence as the Canadian 43 Man Squamish Derby is just minutes away. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Each Canadian jockey does have a map of the course Let's hope all arrive safely....sometime.  | 
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			 No one's hit the finish line yet. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Any time now. I think 5 is on Emery road...apparently the maps didn't help that one so much.  | 
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			 !! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	There appears to be a Canadian horsey at the top of the stretch!! It could be a dust devil. Oh my God!! It's the one!!...and he's running backwards!!.Now he's headed for Warrensville Center Road!! This is just awful. Where are they?  | 
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			 3 and 4 have been spotted grazing on the infield. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Their jockeys are drinking Canadian Club with some backside people. I don't understand Canadian Horsey racing.  | 
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			 Quote: 
	
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			 You're a moron for posting this here. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			 Yes I know and even though I am thrilled (I'm sorry but I haven't had the winner and the tri in quite a while and to hell with anyone who thinks I'm redboarding cause I'd never do such an idiotic thing), I  feel really bad now cause i finally remembered to actually look at the results for this race  and they're pretty bad. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
	Any news on any of these boys is appreciated. ![]() http://www.equibase.com/static/chart...82110CAN10.pdf  | 
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			 Have a nice cheeseburger with Eat A Cabi. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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			![]() * * * Very very lucky... all three horses and jocks okay. http://drf.com/news/eclair-de-lune-g...-beverly-d-win  | 
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			 The Cowboy Indian who loves hamburgers. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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