The Pats

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by ateamstupid

Yeah, I'm totally freaking out.

How could you be with that all-star team your boys have assembled in the offseason.

Lets start on the defensive side of the ball ...

* 36 and gearing up for Dancing With the Stars ...





* In the defensive secondary ... he's sired more offspring than Giant's Causeway has over the last five years ...




On offense ....

* He showcased his bricks for mitts in Cleveland where he routinely dropped almost everything thrown his way .. he also earned a ticket out of town when he dropped one of LeDouche James's best buddies with a right hand. Please welcome.. Manos de Piedra ... The hands of stone with the Chia beard.

* In the backfield ... this future hall of famer needs no introduction the world over. An all-time NFL great - and truly the easiest player to hate in NFL history because he pretends to be classy when he's really a whiny douche of epic proportions. Please welcome .. Complainian Tomlinson.

* Also at wideout ... a former Super Bowl MVP ... and Pats fans most approve of his 4 game suspension to start the season stemming from his latest pot bust. Traded to the Jets from Pittsburgh in the prime of his career for a stick of bubble gum ... please welcome Santonio Negron Holmes Jr. (<- that's really his middle name!)

That prissy little beaner of a qb you have sure has a lot to work with.