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Old 08-20-2010, 12:24 AM
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Yeah, I'm totally freaking out.
How could you be with that all-star team your boys have assembled in the offseason.

Lets start on the defensive side of the ball ...

* 36 and gearing up for Dancing With the Stars ...





* In the defensive secondary ... he's sired more offspring than Giant's Causeway has over the last five years ...




On offense ....

* He showcased his bricks for mitts in Cleveland where he routinely dropped almost everything thrown his way .. he also earned a ticket out of town when he dropped one of LeDouche James's best buddies with a right hand. Please welcome.. Manos de Piedra ... The hands of stone with the Chia beard.

* In the backfield ... this future hall of famer needs no introduction the world over. An all-time NFL great - and truly the easiest player to hate in NFL history because he pretends to be classy when he's really a whiny douche of epic proportions. Please welcome .. Complainian Tomlinson.

* Also at wideout ... a former Super Bowl MVP ... and Pats fans most approve of his 4 game suspension to start the season stemming from his latest pot bust. Traded to the Jets from Pittsburgh in the prime of his career for a stick of bubble gum ... please welcome Santonio Negron Holmes Jr. (<- that's really his middle name!)

That prissy little beaner of a qb you have sure has a lot to work with.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:03 AM
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Old 08-20-2010, 03:27 AM
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How could you be with that all-star team your boys have assembled in the offseason.

Lets start on the defensive side of the ball ...

* 36 and gearing up for Dancing With the Stars ...

* In the defensive secondary ... he's sired more offspring than Giant's Causeway has over the last five years ...

On offense ....

* He showcased his bricks for mitts in Cleveland where he routinely dropped almost everything thrown his way .. he also earned a ticket out of town when he dropped one of LeDouche James's best buddies with a right hand. Please welcome.. Manos de Piedra ... The hands of stone with the Chia beard.

* In the backfield ... this future hall of famer needs no introduction the world over. An all-time NFL great - and truly the easiest player to hate in NFL history because he pretends to be classy when he's really a whiny douche of epic proportions. Please welcome .. Complainian Tomlinson.

* Also at wideout ... a former Super Bowl MVP ... and Pats fans most approve of his 4 game suspension to start the season stemming from his latest pot bust. Traded to the Jets from Pittsburgh in the prime of his career for a stick of bubble gum ... please welcome Santonio Negron Holmes Jr. (<- that's really his middle name!)

That prissy little beaner of a qb you have sure has a lot to work with.
Take a Midol you jealous queen. I know it's hard to deal with Randy "My Life is So Unfair When I Run Traffic Cops Over With My Car That I'm Gonna Sob Like an Entitled Little Bitch About It On SportsCenter" Moss' bandwagon-jumping coattail-riding title opportunity being over so quickly, but don't take it out on a team that was 30 minutes from the Super Bowl and vastly improved its roster from there, rather than sit on its ass like some over-the-hill dynasty that hasn't drafted a good defensive player in five years. I can't wait for the excuses in December and January. It was a real treat last year.
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Old 08-20-2010, 06:02 AM
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yay, we just beat the f.ing falcons in preseason. Texas here we come!!!
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:54 AM
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:02 AM
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Old 08-20-2010, 09:48 AM
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We don't need Brady to win this division. Hoyer could do it without him.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:24 PM
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How could you be with that all-star team your boys have assembled in the offseason.

Lets start on the defensive side of the ball ...

* 36 and gearing up for Dancing With the Stars ...





* In the defensive secondary ... he's sired more offspring than Giant's Causeway has over the last five years ...




On offense ....

* He showcased his bricks for mitts in Cleveland where he routinely dropped almost everything thrown his way .. he also earned a ticket out of town when he dropped one of LeDouche James's best buddies with a right hand. Please welcome.. Manos de Piedra ... The hands of stone with the Chia beard.

* In the backfield ... this future hall of famer needs no introduction the world over. An all-time NFL great - and truly the easiest player to hate in NFL history because he pretends to be classy when he's really a whiny douche of epic proportions. Please welcome .. Complainian Tomlinson.

* Also at wideout ... a former Super Bowl MVP ... and Pats fans most approve of his 4 game suspension to start the season stemming from his latest pot bust. Traded to the Jets from Pittsburgh in the prime of his career for a stick of bubble gum ... please welcome Santonio Negron Holmes Jr. (<- that's really his middle name!)

That prissy little beaner of a qb you have sure has a lot to work with.
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Old 08-23-2010, 12:56 PM
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Cool Oh mayo not good enough for yu stupid!

You jet idiots amaze me sanchez is so overrated and brady is in his 2nd year back from the surgery. Is it me or does he look ready to start the season? You have old tomlinson and oh yeah your best player hasn't been on the field all preseason. Question if reavis is the best corner then why don't the jets just pay him is money! Anyone else see martinez fry that secondary. Its so great no one is paying any attention to the pats. Were old blah blah and then some stupid person says we haven't drafted a good defense player in 5 years! Ever heard of mayo stupid! Can't wait for season to start and watch jets crash and burn and pats win divison again! Especially can't wait to december 12 when ill see them in chicago beat another overrated team and horrible quarterback cutler! I actually have bear fans who think cutler will have better stats than brady. I mean really!
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:05 PM
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Yeah!!!

Nebrady in the hizzie!!
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:18 PM
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let me guess, beating the Falcons on the road in preseason, SUPER SIGNIFICANT. Losing at home to the Rams in preseason, MEANINGLESS!

These weren't subs getting beaten either, Brady and Moss played into the fourth quarter! Despite the close final score, the Rams pretty much dominated the Pats' starters.

First Downs: STL 30 NE 12
Total Plays: STL 84 NE 38
Total Yards: STL 462 NE 288
Rushing Yards: STL 136 NE 28
Time of Possession: STL 43:46 NE 16:14
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Old 08-26-2010, 11:40 PM
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Tom Brady went 18 for 22 for 273 yards, three touchdowns and no picks - and hit Moss for a long bomb TD.

But yeah, the running game and defense - which looked so promising in the two other preseason games - both sucked horridly tonight.

Rex Ryan talked about how his defenses always played like sh!t in the game after they broke camp in the Hard Knocks episode ... you're right - it was disconcerting ... but the passing game is what matters most..and it was there all day in terms of stats production.

I DVR'd it and will watch the game later....before I offer my no doubt, highly valued take.
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Old 08-27-2010, 01:49 AM
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OK - I watched it.

That rookie TE out of Arizona - the one who impressed so much with blocking - he's an absolute beast catching the ball as well. He caught two more TD passes in this game .. and dragged the Rams starting middle linebacker about seven yards on one of them.

He's my sleeper for NFL rookie of the year this year. 1.) Because he's awesome. 2.) Because this running game and defense truly isn't worth a sh!t and they will end up in a lot of track meet games. 3.) Because Welker is running like he's fully healthy - and if priority one is to take away Moss on the outside, priority two is to contain Welker in the middle .. this big son of a bitch with a size 16 shoe is going to become the running game by catching a lot of passes.

That was a great draft pick.
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