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Old 07-19-2010, 08:54 PM
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Excellent points, I would make sweet passionate love to her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:55 PM
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You know I am not drooling. I glance, but the gimp does nothing for me, and Alyssa is way out of the range
Um, no offense but I think Pacheco might be out of your range too. And the gimp thing is just due to the fact that she has no ass.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:59 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:00 PM
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.
That combined with being able to read most parts of a racing form and maybe knowing a few horsemen and basic terminology are all the qualifications required of the female handicappers and racing analysts they put on tv.

The on-air female racing analyst comes in three varieties...

1.) The rarest of them all - the halfway competent.

2.) The horrid.

3.) The most common of them all - The laughably incompetent.


You should have to prepare and be insightful whenever you do a studio show or any work as an analyst that you expect people to take seriously ... most of these pretty girl mushmouthed morons are having a good day if they can prepare for their next bowel movement.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:08 PM
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Well, let me get my thoughts into this race...my pick is a coupled entry
1.Alyssa Ali
1A.Jessica Pacheco

Gimp in her step or not, Jessica is hot looking

What ever happened to the mid-easterner decent woman(couldn't pick her nose when it came to horses) on TVG in the early 2000's? Forgot her name, but I remember I sent an email to TVG on August 13, 2004 while Hurricane Charley was kicking the S@&* out of my house and I still had TV signal and electricity...when my roof came off about 20 minutes later and lost electricity, I always wondered if they read my email that night?
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:08 PM
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jan rushton in her late 29s...sorry
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:13 PM
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What ever happened to the mid-easterner decent woman(couldn't pick her nose when it came to horses) on TVG in the early 2000's? Forgot her name, but I remember I sent an email to TVG on August 13, 2004 while Hurricane Charley was kicking the S@&* out of my house and I still had TV signal and electricity...when my roof came off about 20 minutes later and lost electricity, I always wondered if they read my email that night?
Pracilla Hojawala (sp?) was her name. How about the pretty British girl they had - Claudia Simon? She was doing a post parade for a harness race one night and kept referring to the drivers as "Doctor" because they had a DR. in the program in front of their names. Dr. John Campbell - Dr. Catalo Manzi - Dr. Dave Miller .. she finally caught on.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:19 PM
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I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
Excellent work getting TFM on tilt. But honestly it's kind of easy. I did it all the time until he ummmm......................ignored me. It's hilarious watching him meltdown. We have to get "Geotie" from the old DRF on here somehow to battle him. Would be like seeing Pacquiao vs Maywweather.

That is if both Pacquiao and Mayweather were middle aged men who still lived at home with their parents.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:19 PM
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Pracilla Hojawala (sp?) was her name. How about the pretty British girl they had - Claudia Simon? She was doing a post parade for a harness race one night and kept referring to the drivers as "Doctor" because they had a DR. in the program in front of their names. Dr. John Campbell - Dr. Catalo Manzi - Dr. Dave Miller .. she finally caught on.


Claudia was a good reason to look at the TV , with the sound off.....
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:38 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:51 PM
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Um, no offense but I think Pacheco might be out of your range too. And the gimp thing is just due to the fact that she has no ass.
She has a GREAT ASS when wearing the right pants. You need to get your eyes checked
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:52 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
Let me go on record that I would kick NEITHER out of bed and would welcome either or both in, separately or together. I'm just realistic with my thoughts and goals. This is fairly recent thinking though.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:00 PM
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Phil, what's not to like about her?
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She is your average pretty girl....there are tons of them out there.

I think Jessica P. is Phil's girl.
Sightseek nailed it. She's your average pretty girl, nothing special. Nothing about her stands out to me- if you saw her at the mall instead of Arlington Park you'd forget the face. In the limited time I've seen her she's done an adequate job on their show, but there's girls that would do better- including our own Sightseek. Jessica is alright looking, and an excellent analyst; never met her so I don't know anything about her personality. I'd say of those in the industry I think Christina Olivares is actually the best looking in person and a genuinely nice person.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:00 PM
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I hear ya about her not having big boobs ... but that's obviously a very attractive chick.

A few of the guys in this thread act like they wouldn't want to touch her - and a couple others act like they'd kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

It's a sparkling display of showcasing latent homosexuality if you ask me.
She's still got two good years left before those odd-shaped hips take over. Plus there is the possibility she has a father or second cousins who would behead a mf'er over her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:12 PM
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Lightbulb .Jessica Pacheco

.Jessica Pacheco on a scale 1-10 10 being the best i give her a 7.95
she has an intriguing personality an she knows it
i see her playing the camera an those who are watching


she also makes good picks, like i said i give a 7.95 i think she's cool
she has me tuned in when she's on
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:22 PM
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Pracilla Hojawala (sp?) was her name. How about the pretty British girl they had - Claudia Simon? She was doing a post parade for a harness race one night and kept referring to the drivers as "Doctor" because they had a DR. in the program in front of their names. Dr. John Campbell - Dr. Catalo Manzi - Dr. Dave Miller .. she finally caught on.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:37 PM
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POLL QUESTION, Pick a Christina:
A) Aguilera
B) Applegate
C) Hendricks
D) Olivares
E) Ricci http://www.nndb.com/people/752/00002...ci_bubbles.jpg
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:44 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:17 PM
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:43 PM
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POLL QUESTION, Pick a Christina:
D looks like Selena Gomez.
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